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If you’ve ever been in a kitchen where every appliance was these colors for some reason…
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If you can still taste that sweet, sweet wax…
3.
If you remember doing this to every bottle cap…
4.
If you’ve ever eaten ice cream from a BOX…
5.
If you ever went to a restaurant that let you just throw peanut shells all over the floor…
6.
If you’ve ever munched on a bag of gold…
7.
If you’ve ever eaten pudding from a METAL CAN…
8.
If you get chills just thinking about peeling off that styrofoam label…
9.
If you remember this thing getting rolled out at the end of the night…
10.
If you have had a heated debate about this type of chocolate…
11.
If you know what the string was for…
12.
If you can practically FEEL these pulling out your fillings…
13.
If you’ve ever made popcorn like this…
14.
If you’ve ever run out of buns and had to do this…
15.
If you’ve ever eaten this delicacy for dinner…
16.
If you’ve ever enjoyed a sandwich made with this…
17.
If you remember the ORIGINAL food trucks…
18.
If you’ve ever torn open a cereal box and pulled this move…
19.
If you know someone who loves this snack…
20.
If you’ve ever had this kind of candy…
21.
If you ever had one of these all-purpose do-it-all bowls in your kitchen…
22.
If you ever used a metal can of spices…
23.
If you’ve ever used a big ol’ fruit log to make some juice…
24.
If you’ve ever had to use a can opener to drink Hawaiian Punch…
25.
If you look at this Crock-Pot and immediately start drooling…
26.
If you know that these are the EPITOME of fancy…
27.
If you can feel your mouth on fire just from looking at these…
28.
If you’ve ever been to this exact store…
29.
If you’ve ever had the pleasure of eating some corn with one of these…
30.
If you know that everything tasted about three times better out of these cups…
31.
If you remember having one of these while out running errands…
32.
If you have a very, very strong opinion about liver and onions…
34.
If you ever ate at Wendy’s back when the packaging was yellow…
35.
If you’ve ever pulled this great trick…
36.
If you’ve ever eaten from a dish full of candy that was completely stuck together…
37.
…or had one of these mints…
38.
If you’ve ever had the pleasure of eating at a KMart…
39.
If you have experienced the joy of a root beer candy…
40.
If you’ve ever opened a container like this with a knife or a spoon…
41.
If you can visualize this exact sheet pan…
42.
If you’ve ever eaten dessert out of a toilet paper roll…
43.
If you’ve ever “smoked” a candy cigar…
44.
…or a candy cigarette…
45.
If you have had the pleasure of trying one of these…
46.
If you’ve ever had a cake with the foil…
47.
If you’ve ever gotten a book full of Life Savers as a gift…
48.
And if you know that Butter Rum is forever the best flavor…
49.
If you’ve ever grabbed a soda from this machine…
50.
If you know exactly what’s in this box and have eaten it…
51.
…maybe even like this…
52.
If you’ve ever almost cut your tongue while trying to enjoy some of this pudding…
53.
If you’ve ever paid 1 cent for a handful of (probably) stale gum…
54.
If you’ve ever dipped the good dip…
55.
If you’ve ever chewed this gum…
56.
If you’ve ever had one of these at your grandma’s house and only at your grandma’s house…
57.
If you’ve ever had the honor of having a cup of the fanciest coffee known to humankind…
58.
If you’ve ever drunk lemonade out of one of these…
59.
If you’ve eaten a sandwich much like this one here…
60.
And if you know full well there isn’t any butter in this container…
Congratulations! You are officially old.
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