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If you still have a working appliance from the Stone Age…
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If you ever drove a car that had one of these windows…
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If you can still taste that sweet, sweet wax…
4.
If you remember watching the Weather Channel when it looked like this…
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If you remember having to carry TWO keys around to operate ONE car…
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If you know exactly what this guy is saying…
7.
If you get chills just thinking about peeling off that styrofoam label…
8.
If you’ve ever been to this exact store…
9.
If you’ve ever had the pleasure of eating some corn with one of these…
10.
If you’ve ever filled this to the brim with good stuff…
11.
If you ever had a set of this food coloring sitting in your pantry for about two decades…
12.
If you know EXACTLY where these curtains are from…
13.
If you knew someone who slept on a bed of water…
14.
If you’ve ever almost lost your lunch on this somewhat unhinged ride…
15.
If you know exactly what this little slot was used for…
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If you know what this strange device was used for…
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If this guy ever haunted your dreams…
18.
If you know where these things are from…
And have ever done THIS with them…
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If you know what this thing was used for…
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If you know someone who had this EXACT clock…
21.
If you’ve ever thrown one of these into the air…
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If you’ve ever carried your life’s savings in a tiny thing of rubber…
23.
If you know where this ancient tool came from…
24.
If you remember playing with one of these a long, long time ago…
25.
If you remember seeing on of these machines while out and about…
26.
If you’ve ever calculated with this, well, calculator…
27.
If you ever had to change the channel on one of these…
28.
If you know exactly what to do with this thing…
29.
If you’ve ever spent hours chasing after these little things…
30.
If you’ve ever had the pleasure of using one of these…
31.
If you know EXACTLY what caused this injury…
32.
If you used one of these and lived to tell the tale…
33.
If you’ve ever used one of these medieval devices…
34.
If you recognize this handsome fellah…
35.
If you know what this mysterious cube was for…
36.
If you can HEAR this picture…
37.
If you know exactly who this guy is…
38.
If you’ve ever used one of these things…
39.
If you’ve ever driven in a car that had to be fueled up from BEHIND the license plate…
40.
If you’ve ever used one of these ancient devices…
41.
If you can SMELL this picture…
42.
If you’re still disappointed by what’s behind that wall…
43.
If you know that everything tasted about three times better out of these cups…
44.
If you remember having to physically remove your stereo…
45.
If you’ve ever driven a car that had more in common with a space shuttle than today’s cars…
46.
If you still wish you had this kind of can-opener…
47.
If you can feel yourself reflexively getting up to change the channel…
48.
If your knee burns just looking at this picture…
49.
If you know someone who had a pack of these for that special occasion…
50.
And if your head hurts just LOOKING at this picture…
Congrats! You are officially old.
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