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Donald Trump has his eyes on yet another renovation project in DC.
He already added his name to the outside of the Kennedy Center, and now he’s sharing what he’s doing to the inside.
Naturally, there’s lots of discourse around this one.
“Marie Antoinette would even be telling him to read the room a little at this point.”
“Sometimes, when something has never been done before, it’s because it’s a bad idea.”
“This will lower the cost of groceries.”
“You know what every great opera house, concert hall, theater, and show venue in the world has in common? They don’t have marble armrests.”
“Marble armrests…this may just be the smartest idea anyone’s had since the solar-powered flashlight.”
“It’s hard to think of an armrest material that would be more uncomfortable than marble!”
“I let this pass yesterday but marble armrests must hit so hard if you’ve never used an armrest. Like this might be the dumbest waste of money I’ve ever seen.”
“This is great because I’m always thinking what if my arm was resting on something cold and uncomfortable as fuck.”
And lastly, “Wow!!! This is what I voted for!!!”
Sooo, what do you think about marble armrests???
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