Here’s What Donald Trump’s Nightly 1 A.M. Phone Calls Are About

Howard Lutnick is Donald Trump’s Secretary of Commerce.

According to a new profile in the New Yorker, they talk on the phone every night around 1 a.m.

What do they talk about, you ask? Well, Howard revealed the riveting stuff.

Sometimes it’s about “real stuff,” as he calls it, including “Canadian steel tariffs.”

Other times it’s about fun gossipy things, which he calls “nothing.” This includes: “Sporting events, people, who’d you have dinner with, what was this guy like, can you believe what this guy did, what’s the TV like, I saw this on TV, what’d you think of what this guy said on TV, what did you think about my press conference, how about this Truth?”

So, there you have it. Trump and the Secretary of Commerce gossip about who they would like to have dinner with.

Now, I wonder if it’s the 8th grade icebreaker classic: “If you could have dinner with anyone dead or alive who would it be?”