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Welcome to Only Good Internet, where — like a bloodhound that can only smell memes — I track down cool stuff from around the internet and drop it at your feet.
This week, I happened upon a case study in vibe checks. @Soellegirls on TikTok have an absolutely fantastic and extremely watchable series of videos in which they list the top men they would leave their drinks around. I’m obsessed. Maybe it’s the ranking format, maybe it’s the way they both solemnly nod when they agree with the other’s suggestions, I dunno, but every time one pops up on my FYP, I watch the whole thing. Here’s one of their rankings, and I dare you to disagree:
Here’s another ranking, and I fully agree with the start of it. Abed from Community? Absolutely. Doug Emhoff? Yeah! Gregory from Abbott Elementary? Yes indeed!
As for the Man with the Yellow Hat, I gotta say I’d just be a tad uncomfortable with someone who needs that level of anonymity. Although having just typed that, I googled to see if he has a name, and apparently in 2006 they revealed that his name is Theodore Hans Shackleford, or “Ted” for short. Do we still trust? Ted sounds like an ok guy, but Theodore Hans Shackleford sounds like he comes from generational wealth that started with a railroad baron. IDK, IDK.
Okay, one more, only because I think both #1s are SO correct:
…That the US military gave these instructions to servicemembers who would be stationed in the UK during WWII:
I will be a forever ride-or-die for Tumblr, because every once in a while, the people on that site come together and create something absolutely beautiful, like this:
“Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s—”
I always like to finish every week by leaving you with a little something that doesn’t necessarily have a home in a BuzzFeed post or anywhere else, but I feel like I MUST share with you, because I can’t get it out of my head. This week, it’s all about Brian:
That’s all for this week, see you later! And remember, if you want more like this, you can subscribe to the Only Good Internet newsletter (if you want, I mean, don’t let me tell you what to do, ya know?).
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