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Who would have thought that #TeamWholesome has been out here destroying their enemies in the most clever ways for centuries? Although a tirade laden with swear words can feel great from time to time, it’s not the only way to truly read someone for filth.
My personal favorite to drop when the moment truly calls for a zinger?: “I hope you step on a Lego barefoot.”
And recently, Reddit user u/PastorofMuppets- decided to ask: “Whats your best non-swearing insult?” Here are the both witty and entertaining responses they received.
8.
“You’re the architect of your own misfortune.”
14.
Feast on a buffet of food insults.
20.
“Bless their hearts.”
21.
Classic “Yo Mama” jokes always hit.
Welp! Feel free to save this post if you’re planning to give up swearing for Lent. What’s your favorite non-swearing zinger? Drop it in the comments!
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