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“I was working first class on this flight. This hungover guy boarded our early morning flight with his wife and little girl. He said they were supposed to be on an earlier flight, but he was so drunk, it didn’t happen. We were supposed to be in first class, but now have to be in economy.’ Fast-forward to in-flight. This guy saunters up to me first and asks for a gin and tonic. I tell him it’ll cost $8. He yells, ‘You’re making me PAY for a drink? I was SUPPOSED to be in first class!’ (Drinks in first are free). I calmly tell him he’ll have to pay, and he then walks to the back of the plane to try the same thing back there, but it obviously doesn’t work.”
“During this time, the seat-belt sign had come on, and I had made an announcement to return to your seat and fasten your seat belts, but this guy comes stomping up to me and yells even louder, ‘I need a drink! The guys in the back wouldn’t f**king give me one, but I am supposed to be flying first class!’ I say, ‘I’m sorry, sir; economy doesn’t get free alcohol. I’d be happy to charge you $8 for a drink.’ He goes, ‘This is BULLSH*T. The seat belt sign is on, and I’ve gone back and forth trying to get my drink. If I hit the ceiling, I’m suing YOUR ass and your airline’s ass!’ I say, with my fakest flight attendant smile, ‘Then I suggest you take your seat and fasten your seat belt, sir.'”
—30, USA
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