Once upon a time, AO3 was the sacred digital homeland of every Tumblr lurker with WiFi and unresolved feelings. It was 2016. The dashboard was thriving. The kudos button meant everything. And tags like “Hurt/Comfort” and “No beta we die like men” shaped our emotional development. If you survived that era, congratulations — your brain chemistry is now permanently organized by tropes. So let’s settle this. Are you “Fluff”? “Angst”? “Found Family”? Let’s find out!