Imagine me: A teen in the 2010s. Frizzy hair. Toothpick-thin eyebrows. Flare jeans. Flip flops. A graphic tee. And my family’s first ever PVR. For a sheltered gal, this was the beginning of the door to pop culture being slightly ajar — and I would spend the next two years pushing it further and further until the door was practically off its hinges.
All I wanted was VAMPIRES! My sister and I DEVOURED (pun-intended) endless hours of Vampire Diaries, True Blood, and our favourite…Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And even though I knew that Spike was a deceased, cursed, 126-year-old…I couldn’t help but dream about what it would be like to date him. *sigh*
I know I’m not the first person to imagine what it would be like to date a character they saw on television. So let’s put your TV character knowledge to the test and see if you can figure out who wrote these dating app bios.
Swipe down ⬇️ to see if you’d swipe right ➡️ even without seeing a pic.
Let’s go…
In the comments, tell me the television character you wish you could find on a dating app, and what your opening line would be. Now don’t mind me…I’m going to restart Buffy.