3.
“Trying to crush your hand during a handshake.”
“Only now that I’m an adult do I realize how unbelievably weird it is that complete strangers, mostly middle-aged men, would constantly do this to me when I was a kid. And then they’d put on that smug grin like they’d done something impressive. Like… okay, dude?”
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