People Are Sharing The Dumbest Things They've Ever Heard Someone Say, And Yikes Yikes Yikes
March 9, 2026
We recently asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the dumbest thing they’ve ever heard someone say. Boy, people REALLYYY came through on this one. Like, I don’t know whether to bust out laughing at these or just be deeply horrified for all of humanity. Here are some of the absolute funniest, wildest, and most alarming responses:
Note: Some of these have been edited for length and/or…





