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Bartenders hate when you barge in all willy-nilly:
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Bartenders hate when you show ZERO restraint when being patient while ordering:
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Bartenders hate when you immediately bee-line for the charger behind the bar:
4.
Bartenders hate when you think less ice equals more booze:
5.
Bartenders hate when you think your clumsiness equals a free drink:
6.
Bartenders hate when you think your order takes supremacy over all other orders:
7.
Bartenders hate when you think you’ll get a drink special:
8.
Bartenders hate when you put your grubby little paws all over everything:
9.
Bartenders hate when you can’t figure out why your bill is the way it is:
10.
Bartenders hate when you toss your money on the counter like a barbarian:
11.
Bartenders hate when you try to clean up like this:
12.
Bartenders hate when you don’t take no for an answer:
13.
Bartenders hate when you give them that little “damn”:
14.
Bartenders hate when you ask for an extremely complicated homemade recipe:
15.
Bartenders hate when you barge in and yell your order:
16.
Bartenders hate when you order drinks that are literally impossible to make:
17.
Bartenders hate when you make a giant mess with a pitcher:
18.
Bartenders hate when you open and close a tab a million times:
19.
Bartenders hate when you wait ’til the last minute to order a bunch more drinks:
20.
Bartenders hate when you tip like this:
21.
Bartenders hate when you think they have some sort of superpowers:
22.
Bartenders hate when you think they can tell the difference between all your cards:
24.
Bartenders hate when you make modifications that make literally no sense at all:
25.
Bartenders hate when you come in once and think you’re a regular:
26.
Bartenders hate when you interrupt them during a super busy shift to take a picture:
27.
Bartenders hate when you order a complicated drink in a dive bar:
28.
Bartenders hate when you refuse to take no for an answer:
29.
Bartenders hate when you block their way:
30.
Bartenders hate when you ask questions when the answer is right in front of you:
31.
Bartenders hate when you act like their best friend:
32.
And bartenders hate when you order this exact drink, apparently:
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