If you’re hoping to hear a bunch of stories about me doing coke in a club bathroom with an A-list actor, or having a torrid one-night-stand with a pop star, I’m sorry…this post is going to disappoint. My celeb interactions are a whole lot more mundane. When it comes to celebs, the only thing interesting about me is that I’ve been in L.A. a long time — since the early ’90s! — so I’ve seen a lot of them.
I get it, you wanted filet mignon, and I’ve got ground beef. But you’re hungry, and it’s better than nothing, right? So here are 25 mostly unremarkable but fun run-ins I’ve had with celebs:
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Catherine Keener and Dermut Mulroney