All The “New Girl” Love Interests Ranked

I don’t know why, but when the -ber months roll around, I get the urge to rewatch New Girl. It’s not autumnal, per se, but it is one of my cozy, comfort shows and I associate cozy and comfort with the fall months. So, in honor of my annual rewatch, here’s my definitive ranking of all the New Girl love interests:

Caveat: I am not including the core six — Jess, Nick, Schmidt, Winston, Coach, and Cece — even though they did date each other. For the purposes of this post, I am only including the partners of the core six.