Proposed Bill To Ban Masturbation Unless It’s To Make A Baby
Well, men of America, buckle up.
The proposed legislation would prohibit a man from masturbating unless it is intended for procreation only.
That means if you want to masturbate in Mississippi, it better be within the confines of a fertility clinic to make a baby!
Violators wouldn’t face jail time, only monetary penalties in the amount of $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second, and $10,000 for three or more offenses.
If you’re still in shock that this is an actual thing, here are the specific details:
And although everyone has been a bit taken aback after hearing this…
Women are having a TIME!!!
And not just AMERICAN women, ALL women.
Although legitimately introduced, the bill aims to highlight the disparity between male and female autonomy.
And it is intended to be a reaction to some of the ridiculous laws concerning women’s reproductive health.
Although it is unquestionably unlikely, if Governor Tate Reeves approves the bill, it’ll be enforced on July 1.