There are things in life you just do not want to see. For example, you don’t want to stumble across your 9th-grade girlfriend, Abigail Reynolds, making out with your supposed best friend, Rolph Clemmons — only to hear her tell him he’s a better kisser and that you have bad breath. And then you REALLY don’t want to hear Rolph say he thinks you’re a loser, and Abigail agree, and then have some other kid — Tom Wingle — wander by and say, “So true! He’s a freaking dork!” even though you thought he was your friend.
The above example was, of course, totally hypothetical and only included for illustrative purposes. But you get the idea, I hope. Damn it. Why is my keyboard wet? Anyway, here are a bunch of other people who saw things they really didn’t want to see — some really trashy things, TBH:
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Kicking off the things people DID not want to see — this card a woman received on her 18th birthday:
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Also not happy? Anyone who bought a home on Hope Street, and then arrived to see this:
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Or moved into a new home only to gaze across the street and see this:
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There were undoubtedly Azealia Banks fans who opened up Twitter to see this and let out a looooong sigh:
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Parents who regretted taking their kids to a soccer match at a family-friendly stadium only to see Bonnie Blue — the OnlyFans star who had sex with over 1,000 men in one day — doing this:
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And the grocery store worker in charge of returning the carts — who has touched that pole a thousand times — did NOT want to see this:
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This traumatized Taylor Swift fan DID not want to see this:
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No one wants to see that their neighbor has a Jeffrey Dahmer sticker on their car:
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And movie theater employees do not love seeing this:
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The people who entered their hotel room and saw this? Not pleased, I’m sure:
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Great, now every time you go to the local convenience store you’ll picture the employees doing it:
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And anyone who saw this, I’m guessing, now frequents the Coffee Bean instead:
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No parent wants their kid to spot this shirt…sold in the kid’s section (!) no less:
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Or to see these two at Disney World:
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OR to see their neighbor do this for the holi-dicks, I mean, holidays:
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While we’re talking about parents…none want to see a review like this of their kid’s school:
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No one wants to see this outside their home on the morning of July 5th:
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And this is not the reply you want to see when you email the administrator of your breastfeeding Facebook group because there are men there using fake accounts:
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No one wants to see this in the school pickup line:
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This glimpse at her adult son’s bedroom is NOT what this mom wanted to see:
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And I imagine the whole office reeled back when their coworker came to work in shorts:
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The people of Michigan did not need to see this (the poster or the buttholes):
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I don’t think I need to explain why no one wants to see this on a chair at the doctor’s office:
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And I wouldn’t want to look over and see this on the freeway:
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I wouldn’t want to see this a-hole at a family-friendly neighborhood event:
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The neighbors of this little old lady probably regret reading this and getting way more backstory than they expected:
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And imagine owning this bar and seeing this disgusting mofo just watering the lawn right out in the open:
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Ben’s wife didn’t want to see this:
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May didn’t want to see this:
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And WTF, Joe? Stay in prison, you weirdo:
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The person in charge of the shoe section did not want to see this:
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This text from someone this person will have to continue interacting with is…not good:
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And seeing someone you know post this is the definition of “DID NOT WANT TO SEE!”:
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I’ll tell you, you don’t want to see this on your apartment lobby door:
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You don’t want to read this review about your favorite restaurant:
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And when you go to wash clothes in your building’s laundry room…YOU DON’T WANT TO READ THIS!:
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Lastly, after seeing this, the teacher probably said, “Fuck it, I’m playing a movie the rest of the year”:
