1.
Um…no thanks, I don’t need to watch that live.
2.
Nothing like some casual cannibalism in a kid’s book!
3.
Talk about a bad omen.
4.
Not to worry — Ghastly’s just keeping you company!
5.
At least I have chocolate for every stage of this difficult time!
6.
Damnit — I’m already dead, and you have to hit me with a fine?
7.
I feel like the reality of their impending death via sun is just starting to settle in on purple, but Red and Green DGAF.
8.
I don’t think that’s a toy, bud…
9.
I need to meet the person who came up with this deeply messed-up idea.
10.
Now why would Apple suggest this?
11.
You love cooking WHAT???
12.
Uh…those pizza ovens are just used for pizza, right? …Right???
13.
Nah, I think this way is perfect!
14.
Fighting kids with diabetes? I bet I can take them!
17.
Finally, an area to hunt pedestrians!
18.
Please put one of these up at my funeral.
19.
Something seems suspicious here…
20.
This jail must be a piece of cake to escape!
21.
I mean, those are two ways to cope. Not sure they’re the right way to cope, but…
22.
I can think of one way to help!
23.
Uh…I guess that’s true?
24.
I don’t remember any of that in Shrek 2, but I guess I have to watch it again!
25.
What…what does this mean?
26.
I feel bad for laughing at this fail, as ODs are a serious issue, but…here we are.
27.
Sorry to this man, but…lol.
28.
That’s one way to drum up business!
30.
Dying young? Yep, it’s possible!
31.
I read this as “Artistic kid dies.”
32.
Now this is a funeral idea I can get behind. We could all use some levity during a sad time!
33.
This feels like a bad idea, but what do I know?
34.
Finally, a card for when someone you hate dies!
35.
Nah, I think they did this on purpose.
36.
That’s an…interesting name for a funeral home.
37.
“YAHOO!” is one way to react, I guess.
38.
This year, give kids what they really want for the holidays: grieving Legos!
39.
I think they’re trying to tell you something…
40.
I didn’t know Tropicana made poison!
41.
Elmo? You…you okay, buddy?
I have to include this comment…
42.
We found Waldo, but at what cost. :/
43.
I’m starting a petition for this to be a thing at every funeral.
44.
And also to have food trucks at funerals.
45.
Connecting them…how, exactly???
46.
When you have a job as dark as this, it’s important to maintain a sense of humor.
47.
Seriously — I think funeral directors might be funnier than the rest of us.
48.
This feels ominous to me. Lobotomy, anyway?
49.
When you have a funeral at 10 a.m. and a relaxing nature kayak at 11 a.m.:
50.
Hey, better than panicking!
51.
I think me and this kid would get along.
52.
This feels like a threat.
53.
I mean, it’s not a stretch at all that the Duolingo bird has murderous intent.
54.
And why…why is that…? 😰
55.
Another great funeral idea:
56.
I have some questions about the people marking “yes.”
57.
And finally, I’ll end on this note:
