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And they say AI’s good for nothing!
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I’m guessing the cat came first, but if it didn’t, this is even funnier.
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I’d call this a green flag.
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I don’t know, he’s pretty cute.
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So…I take it these two didn’t work out.
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We should all aspire to be this honest with ourselves.
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That’s Donkey Kong to you, sir.
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If you’re a candy corn lover, this is not a safe space for you.
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Sorry, salmon, but you’re delicious!
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Yep, that sounds like a dad.
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There are only two genders: Wario and Mario.
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Ah, karate, the most important part of a friendship.
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Thanks for that clarification. I saw nothing else wrong with the original tweet.
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The tags are the best part of Tumblr.
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As someone who loves Lacroix, I still laughed at this.
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I need to see the fourth iteration.
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I think my sense of humor is broken, because unfortunately, I found this hilarious.
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Well…did the teacher buy it?
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This is a great joke, Dad or not.
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This is a valid question.
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Sorry to say I laughed. My dad taught me well.
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He makes a solid point.
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That is certainly an original experience…well, if you don’t count Obi-Wan.
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In honor of Halloween coming up…
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On the note of “Monster Mash”…
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One more Halloween one…
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I wouldn’t be that surprised to learn Liam Neeson can communicate with horses.
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This has the same energy as that New Girl scene where Nick doesn’t think you have to wash towels.
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This is still one of my favorite tweets.
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I need to see this gag in an animated film.
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What’s the alternative? Stuart Little???
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*Waluigi rubbing his hands together in a nefarious pose.*
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Sounds like your mom did you a solid.
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I can’t fault a bank for just wanting to say hi. We all get lonely sometimes.
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How much do you want to bet this is a 21-25-year-old man?
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Something doesn’t add up here…
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If I were your neighbor, I’d be thrilled.
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Damn, he roasted you.
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I need six seasons of this.
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Pre-peeled apple slices only!!!!
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No one show this kid The Godfather.
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Of course, we have to include one of my Tumblr faves.
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I wonder what it could be…
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As someone who’s worked retail, I concur.
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There are still gems on Tumblr.
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I’m including a Snapchat in this post because I’m ancient. Don’t @ me.
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Finally, we’ll end on my fave tweet of all time.
