1.
This person who developed allergies to their cat after six months:
2.
This person who went to the ATM to get cash but instead the machine ate it:
3.
This person who lost their brown glasses case while on a walk here:
4.
This person who lost a tire WHILE driving:
5.
This person whose ceiling collapsed the moment they got home from work:
6.
This person whose car was broken into while they left it for a five-minute bathroom break:
7.
This person whose allergy results narrowed down that they were allergic to…everything:
8.
This person whose Nintendo Switch was thrown in the toilet by some kid who got into their dorm room:
9.
This person who accidentally let their shorts touch the airport bathroom floor:
10.
This person who opened their safe and found that their passport and important document were molding:
11.
This person whose cash got damaged in a flood and then was refused to be accepted by the bank:
12.
This person who opened their safe and found their passport and $2,000 of cash moldy from water damage:
13.
This person whose dog was determined to open that dang door:
14.
This person who learned the hard way that there was no floor support in their attic:
15.
This person whose car broke down and then found a bunch of SHRIMP under the hood:
16.
This person whose washing machine just broke down out of nowhere:
17.
This person who left their phone under the industrial paper cutter at work:
18.
This person who couldn’t enjoy their flight:
19.
This person whose water turned brown during a shower:
20.
This person who had a cooking mishap:
21.
This person whose dog got locked in the laundry room, pooped, and made a mess of it:
22.
This person who bought a new phone and dropped it a few hours later:
23.
This person who got a bottle of URINE in their Amazon Fresh order 🤢:
24.
This person who tried on someone else’s ring and it got stuck:
25.
This person whose car was struck by a falling DINING ROOM CHAIR while on the highway:
26.
This person who made the mistake of putting dish soap in the dishwashing machine:
27.
This person whose engagement ring was eaten by their friend’s dog:
28.
This person whose car was struck by a falling tree:
29.
This person who was awarded a mint for going above and beyond at work:
30.
This person who’s never getting this stain out:
31.
This person who came home and did not find their kitchen the same way they left it:
32.
This person whose hotel room was blocked by angry sea lions:
33.
This person whose gas pedal broke WHILE they were driving:
34.
This person who found their car like this one morning:
35.
This person who dropped their ravioli taking it out of the microwave:
36.
This person who sold their iPad and realized when it was far too late that the money was counterfeit:
37.
This person who bought fried chicken at the airport that was so moist, it ripped through the bag while they were boarding:
38.
This person whose car was behind a truck that was carrying paint, which then fell off the truck:
39.
This person who bought their kid a PS5 for their birthday that someone switched out with a rock:
40.
This person whose pot of beans exploded:
41.
This person whose new shorts were ruined because they accidentally sat on a chair that had Clorox on it:
42.
This person who should get their money back for this “waterproof” phone pouch:
43.
This person who wanted to make dinner for Thanksgiving at their apartment:
44.
These people who were warned about a high tide but were not prepared for this:
45.
This person whose monitors fell while they were asleep:
46.
This person who got hit by a school bus while using the library’s WiFi in their car:
47.
This person who locked themself out of their hotel room while on the balcony:
48.
This person whose wall paint was melted by their PS5 exhaust:
49.
This person who found a stink bug trapped between the panes of their microwave:
50.
This person whose car was hit by a fallen tree AND also got a traffic ticket:
51.
This person who received their luggage in this condition at the airport baggage claim:
52.
This person whose closet railing broke from the weight of their wardrobe:
53.
This hungry traveler who ordered fish and chips and was served this:
54.
This person who sneezed so hard, they actually damaged their back in the process:
55.
This person whose Doordasher delivered their food to the wrong place…on purpose:
56.
This person whose dog chewed up their passport just DAYS before they had to leave for a trip:
57.
This person who left their breakfast unattended for a second and came back to a surprise:
58.
This person who dropped a bowl of cereal right on top of their desk and computer:
59.
This person whose package was placed in the locker in a way that was almost impossible to retrieve:
60.
This person who drove two hours to see an old flame, got cancelled on, and blew out a tire on the drive home:
61.
This person whose coworker accidentally locked them inside the porta-potty before going off to lunch:
62.
This person who found a worm in their can of peaches after they’d already ate a bunch of it:
63.
This person who walked into their room and found a new house guest:
64.
This person who sweat through their pants right before a job interview:
65.
This person who got locked in their bathroom and had to break out:
66.
This person who found out their washable pillows weren’t so washable after all:
67.
This person whose water bottle shrunk in the dishwasher:
68.
This person who opened a cupboard above the stove which a candle then fell out of:
69.
This person whose expensive hot sauce arrived in this condition:
70.
This person who had to suffer the consequences after their neighbor’s pipe broke:
71.
This person whose car fell victim to a stray cooler that was on the highway:
72.
This person who realized the person they sold their iPad to gave them fake cash:
73.
This person who wanted to take a soothing bath in their hotel room after a really long day:
74.
This person who got locked inside the park:
75.
This person who learned they were allergic to literally every tree:
76.
This person whose wife washed their jeans with a blanket:
77.
This person who left fresh brownies by a window, which a squirrel then took advantage of:
78.
This person who went on break at work and found their car like this:
79.
And finally, this person who left their garden hose running over night and accidentally flooded their basement:
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