1.
This is a far better idea than cutting your own bangs.
2.
Now, why did they censor his name?
3.
Whatever this meeting is about, I want in.
4.
He’s onto something here!
5.
Poor grandma was just trying to understand.
6.
I’m sure your dog appreciates your attention to this matter.
7.
They knew what they were doing here.
8.
I’m on the squirrel’s side.
9.
This is a good reminder to keep my underwear off my desk! I’d almost forgotten.
10.
TIL Julius Caesar is a time traveler.
11.
I’m going to start filling out my cat’s vet forms this way.
12.
I wouldn’t want to mess with this dog.
13.
Now THAT’S a great company name.
14.
And that’s a good wifi name.
15.
I don’t understand; why would they just put a picture of sunscreen there? Seems like there’s supposed to be something else in the image.
16.
Wildlife photography at its finest, ladies and gents.
17.
“Eat a dick!” has taken on a new meaning.
18.
Leave them alone. They just went through a tough breakup.
19.
He’s not the stepladder, he’s the ladder who stepped up.
20.
As someone who drove a hunk of junk in high school that perenially had its “check engine” light on…I relate.
21.
This cart was really letting it all hang out.
22.
This very funny boyfriend might find himself very single tomorrow.
23.
I see what they did there!
25.
I understood that reference!
26.
It’s a serious concern!
27.
Why replace it when they already have the perfect image?
28.
It’s the display the Coca-Cola Santa would’ve wanted.
29.
Cats are so easy to shop for.
30.
Let him do what he wants after an exhausting Christmas season!
31.
😭 They really called me out here.
32.
A five-star “going to jail” review is WILD, but I appreciate the insight.
33.
When will my reflection show who I am inside…
35.
We hear way too much about Dad jokes and not enough about Mom jokes.
36.
Moms and their jokes have been devalued for too long.
37.
We’re not here to disparage Dad jokes, though, either.
38.
They’re just as good!
39.
Sometimes, drastic measures need to be taken to protect your perfect cup of coffee.
40.
Some things, you’re never too old for!
41.
That’s one way to fix things!
42.
Wow, the Nike marketing is getting really ubiquitous.
44.
If you had to get a colonoscopy this holiday season, I’m sorry. At least they made it festive for you!
45.
Uh…so it’s like toe socks, but long johns, for your…
47.
I have a feeling someone complained about false advertising.
48.
Great marketing. No notes.
49.
“Select all squares with a man pissing on the side of the road.”
50.
Does anyone actually read the instructions on the bottle, anyway?
51.
I want to know what kind of guy this is that their mom thought “this is the perfect gift for my son” when she saw it.
52.
I appreciate the effort that went into this.
53.
Who says you can’t regift?
54.
And you know what? I bet it’s just what she wanted.
55.
Either the dog’s under the pillow, or someone shot your dog’s body with a shrink-ray. Either are equally possible.
58.
Imagine falling down the stairs drunk and waking up to this beside you.
59.
I don’t know, but I’m slightly convinced it’s Cosmo and Wanda.
60.
With RAM prices these days…I’m tempted.
61.
Where’d they get that puzzle? Asking for a friend.
63.
You have a filthy mind if you see what I see.
65.
He just wants to make sure it gets eaten! Preferably before growing hair.
66.
Of course he’s not just giving this away. He knows what he’s got, here!
68.
…I saw nothing. Mama cat, do what you must.
69.
And finally…some people need this reminder!
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