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You heard it here first, folks: everyone on Facebook is American!
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America is not the default!
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I’m actually speechless at this one.
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Because no nations exist in timezones ahead of the US!
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Yep, they’re CHOOSING to speak British English instead of American English.
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People rush to be bigots so quickly, they won’t even fact-check to make sure what they’re saying even makes sense.
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Looks like this person has never seen the French flag. Or the UK’s flag. Or Australia’s flag. Panama’s flag. Slovakia’s. Russia’s. Should I continue?
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This is actually one of my all-time favorite comebacks.
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If I had a dime for every time an American thought “Georgia” referred exclusively to the US state, I’d have a jarful.
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Likewise, when you hear London, you should automatically assume it refers to the town in Ohio, and not one of the most famous cities in the world.
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“Of course, they say it wrong.” Uh, it’s not wrong outside of the US?
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Elon Musk being the only non-American on this list makes me want to vomit.
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Either this second commenter forgot there are nations outside of the US, or they thought people worldwide should know each US state acronym, and I can’t decide which is worse.
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“Why would we be talking about Australia?” (The video literally shows a map of Australia.)
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The American flag applies to everbody? Since when?
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Does…this person think everyone in the world voted in the US election?
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And does this person think everyone uses the same currency worldwide?
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This Texan wasn’t even confident that the 21+ law applies countrywide in the US, so I don’t know why they thought it might exist worldwide.
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I am truly in awe that someone thinks Godzilla is an American creation, and never existed before an American film.
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Say it with me: THE INTERNET IS NOT AMERICAN TERRITORY. I like the way the second commenter put it.
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Ozzy, famously an American musician, whose birth and death dates would use an American format!
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I hope this is a joke.
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And I hope this person was a troll.
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At least this person knows that bands in other countries exist, and that this question was potentially dumb…but I’m still a little disappointed they asked it.
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Newsflash: many countries use so-called “military time” as the standard.
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Wow, there haven’t been more than six wars throughout human history? Good for humanity!
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Yes, there are nations other than the US!
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The Superbowl is not watched by “the whole world,” in case you didn’t know.
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Once again, currency is not the same worldwide.
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Bro, I barely even learned any Texas history in Massachusetts.
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The audacity required to call someone ELSE a dumbass while yourself not understanding the basic concept of time zones: infinite.
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You wanted more audacity? You got it!
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If we’re assuming anything is fake that does not match our specific experience, we are so, so cooked.
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Please tell me this person was being deliberately obtuse.
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Scream it with me from the rooftops: OTHER COUNTRIES EXIST!!!!!
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“This country.” Which, exactly?
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The default is not America!
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A little reminder: just because someone does something differently from you does not automatically mean it’s wrong.
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Adding “in the US” seems like such an obvious and easy fix, and yet…
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Ohhh, that comeback, though. 🔥🔥🔥
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Serious question: Why would any other country celebrate Thanksgiving?
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And why would 9/11 matter to a band of Brits?
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I am so tired of saying it, but I have to say it again: other countries exist.
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Remember: internet strangers are not, by default, Americans.
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Reddit is especially bad with this.
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Reddit is not just for Americans!!!
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There are other nations where people speak English, y’know.
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I feel like this person could’ve answered their own question if they had done a single second of thinking.
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“The West” doesn’t just mean the western US.
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Look, I get that this is distinctive, but there’s more than one president in the world.
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Where did this person even get this idea?
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Maybe don’t correct people if you don’t know what you’re talking about?
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An American holiday created for an American event = celebrated in America. Hope this helps!
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Why would anywhere in THAILAND accept a UNITED STATES state ID? Do these people use their heads, or is it just silent up there?
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And finally, foreign = not in the US, apparently.
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