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First, there’s the husband who told his wife he got her a Gucci “hambag” (and he’s lucky she didn’t divorce him):
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The wife who had quite the answer to “How many sexual partners have you had?”:
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And the smartass who left this gift in the crawlspace for the new owner’s of his house to find:
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The employee who — when their office manager went on vacation — put this masterpiece over their desk (and if you’re too young to get it, watch The Silence of the Lambs):
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The amputee who got the perfect tattoo:
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And the cheeky person who got this one:
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The guy who couldn’t just eat this pear slice without showing it off to the whold damn world:
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This wait person who found a novel way to deal with annoying customers:
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And the kids who pulled this “starter-level” prank on their dad, lol:
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The owner of this truck who thought, “You know what would be funny?”:
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The person who made this sign way more delightful than it had any right to be:
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And the coffee shop owner who turned their matcha powder into the ultimate double take:
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The grandma who brings extra bacon from home to add to her BLT:
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The garbage truck driver who definitely has a sarcastic streak:
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And the people who make this pickle-flavored dough (and 100% know what they’re doing):
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The guy who, after passing a bottle of Rumple Minze back and forth with his buddy for years, pulled the ultimate move and sneaked it back in a birthday cake:
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The restaurant owner who’d HAD it with people complaining there was no T.P. in the bathroom:
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And the wiseguy who couldn’t just give his router a normal name:
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The pranksters in Glasgow who vandalized this advert for the “Big Arch” burger:
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This author who — after being told the Bible is the top-selling book of all-time — wrote this:
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And the owners of this nursery who were surprisingly sarcastic for people who sell plants:
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The person who made this flyer (I’m not sure if they’re sincere or joking, lol):
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The pain in management’s ass who found a way around their stupid rules:
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And this very prim and proper grandma who found a way to read slightly saucy books — by replacing the swears:
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The blinds installer who drives this truck:
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The Monty Python fan who did this when they got a scratch on their car:
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And the friends who came up with this slightly excessive way to keep their drunk pal from driving home:
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The smartass who went out this door to cancel their gym membership the easy way:
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The person who couldn’t afford a fancy bidet, but didn’t let that stop them:
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And the struggling math student who tried — and failed — to use Jesus to pass a test:
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The person who didn’t want people to know he was driving one of Elon’s Cybertrucks:
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The smart aleck who did THIS when mom told them to “stack the dishes in the sink”:
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And the pharmacy technician who was over their job:
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The person who didn’t have a fly swatter, so they let their pet gecko eat the flies buzzing about:
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The restaurant that found a way to A) let kids eat free, and B) not lose a dime:
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And the kid who found a hilarious way to stop birds from flying into this window:
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The classmates who teamed up to pull this prank:
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The man who was OVER discussing their accident:
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And the sign maker who had a sneaky plan to get you to read it:
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The prankster who put a couple layers of boot polish on one of their coworker’s boots every day he was on vacation…and left the other boot totally as is:
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And the timid driver who found a brilliant way to guilt people into letting them merge:
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The grocery stocker who knew exactly what they were doing:
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Ian, who tricked his wife into hanging a stocking for their new pup, Nala, so that when lined up they spelled…:
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And the person who made their McDonald’s order via playlist:
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The driver behind this impressively clever way to cover up a cracked windshield:
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And the co-worker who left this trap for whoever kept stealing their lunch:
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The cat owner who called out their kitty:
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The homeowner who — when they needed to spray their new kitchen cabinets — preempted anyone from thinking anything illegal was going down:
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And the guy who — when a kid tossed rocks at his house and then took off running, forgetting his scooter — did this:
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The person who — upon finding the store totally out of Christmas bags — improvised:
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And the wife who is petrified of slugs, so when one came in the house, she did this:
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This person who got tired of answering the same question on job interviews, so they printed up this card to hand out when asked their greatest strength:
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The sly devil who discovered their Christmas pillow can double as Valentine’s Day decor:
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And the movie theater employees who absolutely knew what they were doing when they put this standee here:
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The wife who found a way to make her husband’s jokey birthday request for “cocaine and hookers” come true:
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The person who accidentally bought a card for a fifth birthday instead of 35th…and improvised:
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And Katie, who was given an offer she couldn’t refuse, but found a way to anyway:
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