1.
This poor wife had a heart attack after her husband texted her that the dog had her rabbit.
2.
This clueless husband really, really misunderstood.
3.
As did this clueless girlfriend.
4.
This partner maybe should’ve been a little more specific in their instructions.
6.
This husband didn’t look too closely at this “pasta box.”
7.
I’m not convinced this spouse has ever used a mop before.
8.
Or that this husband has used a Keurig.
9.
This boyfriend might be a good candidate for our Boyfriend Rehabilitation Program.
10.
This partner should be sent to the same program.
11.
This girlfriend has a very serious case of “girlfriend brain.”
12.
And this man clearly has “boyfriend brain.”
13.
I can’t decide if common sense goes out the window when we get into relationships or if dating someone just means discovering all the ways our partners are really, really clueless.
14.
I think this boyfriend needs to donate his brain to science so that we can study it after he dies.
15.
Same with this boyfriend.
16.
This girlfriend is DEFINITELY a freak, but also…I have done this before.
17.
You know what, I’m gonna be honest: this also sounds like something I’d do.
19.
…You know, what this boyfriend doesn’t know won’t kill him.
20.
Some errors are more costly.
21.
And this mistake *might* actually kill someone. Love is a gamble, I guess.
22.
This boyfriend is either a genius or a freak.
23.
Same with this girlfriend.
24.
Looks like this husband learned from a few too many Girl Dinners.
25.
And they say men aren’t tidy!
27.
JAIL for this girlfriend.
28.
Jail — with the maximum sentence — to this husband, too. Do they not have a bathroom???
29.
Was this girlfriend raised in a barn???
30.
I always thought advent calendars were pretty self-explanatory. Apparently not.
31.
What’s the point of getting married if not to have someone to (correctly) put sunscreen on your back???
32.
At least this boyfriend appreciated his gift.
34.
So did this girlfriend…I think?
35.
This is grounds for divorce.
37.
That’s…one way to do things, I guess?
38.
Who is this girlfriend, Carrie Bradshaw?
40.
Where did this partner even learn this???
41.
Or get this (mildly terrifying) idea???
42.
I’m pretty sure this girlfriend just created a cursed object.
43.
I’m…not even sure how this happened.
44.
I guess that’s one way to do it…
45.
Why would she bite it in the middle???
46.
Folding your pizza slice is one thing, but this…this is too far.
47.
This photo would be cited in the divorce proceedings.
48.
This boyfriend cracked himself up, at least.
50.
Cooking for a partner is sweet and all, but…I’m not sure I could call this cooking.
51.
And finally, I’ll end on the eternal partner problem: there is always one bed-hogging partner who thinks this is plenty of space. It has become an epidemic. Non bed-hoggers, we ride at dawn.