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If this person thought sharing their meal online would go well, they were mistaken:
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It’s always a nice day when someone finds a new way to take Kid Rock down a peg:
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Which of these four burns is best? I dunno. I think they’re all winners:
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Post Malone seems like a good dude, but this is sending me:
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Also funny? The dad who dropped this A+ diss on his daughter:
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I love that someone decided to use this photo of the human nervous system to absolutely DESTROY poor Darlene:
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This person was looking for a little reassurance, but walked into an insult that is NOT going to make them feel better:
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This one falls into the category of “If you don’t want an answer, don’t ask a question”:
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LOLOLOLOL… I think even Cynthia and Ariana would laugh at this one:
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I have no idea who Dan is, but you KNOW he took a knee after reading this:
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I’m always impressed with how many different ways people come up with to call someone dumb:
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Like, there a lot of ways:
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Damn it! This one has totally ruined this iconic movie image for me, lol:
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Roasting a dog? I’ll allow it (especially when it’s this funny):
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What the hell, let’s roast another dog:
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And this comment about Gal Gadot’s performance in Snow White is the equivalent of a Muhammad Ali punch circa 1966:
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But don’t worry, Gal! You’re not the only celeb roasted down to a crisp:
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And — rounding out this mini-section of celeb disses — is a direct hit Pedro would probably laugh at, too:
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You KNOW the owner of this truck was checking the resale market one minute after this one:
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This poor girl was just trying to help and did not deserve THIS MUCH firepower:
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And two things can be true at once…this reply by musician Robbie Williams was A) pretty petty, and B) an absolute banger:
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When they say the dating scene is brutal out there, this could be exhibit A:
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This could be exhibit B:
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And this could be exhibit C (but honestly he was asking for it):
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This son was trying to be there for his mom, but…oh my:
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And this person’s attempt to inspire…only inspired one red-hot diss:
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Wait…I can’t believe the police department is dropping roasts like this, LOL:
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But I CAN believe a drill sergeant is this ruthless:
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And this comeback may be a variation on a diss as old as time, but I’ll be damned if it isn’t a direct hit:
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This jingoistic jerk 100% deserved this comeback:
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This person asked for a joke about Americans (which, I’m sorry to say, is like shooting fish in a barrel these days):
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And this diss should become the default to every dumbass in our country right now:
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Well, shoot, this is probably the right place to put an Elon Musk (and his fans) diss:
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And this Elon diss hits really hard if you know your Henry Ford history:
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This comeback feels from the school of “Hi hungry, I’m dad”:
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This roast could make AT&T cry (and, yes, I realize AT&T is an inanimate company):
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And this hilarious dig at Penn State could singlehandedly tank the school’s future enrollment:
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This streamer on Kick got, uh, kicked hard:
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This person who loves Jesus and a good manicure almost certainly did not love this response:
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And here’s a grade-A roast of Kid Rock just for the hell of it:
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This devastating takedown via text, I’m 99% sure, finished this conversation on the spot:
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This comment on Green Day’s “When I Come Around” video chose violence, LOL:
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And this knock on 1997-era Bob Odenkirk would probably get a laugh out of Bob (and his sideburns):
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This diss immediately puts an image in your mind of a kid you went to school with:
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This reply to a dumb post is efficiently brutal:
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And this YouTube comment is just…chef’s kiss:
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This Chevrolet dealership’s response to this Ford dealership’s billboard deserves a slow clap:
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And lastly, we all can enjoy this swipe at Trump: