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These friends who came up with a very effective way to keep their drunk pal from driving home:
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This struggling math student who tried — and failed — to use Jesus to pass a test:
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And this person who didn’t want people to know he was driving one of Elon’s Cybertrucks:
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This person who couldn’t afford a fancy bidet, but didn’t let that stop them:
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The smart aleck who did THIS when mom told them to “stack the dishes in the sink”:
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And this pharmacy technician who decided to work smarter (sort of), not harder:
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This author who — after being told the Bible is the top-selling book of all-time — wrote this:
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This person who didn’t have a fly swatter, so they let their pet gecko eat the flies buzzing about:
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And this coworker who thought they were pulling one over on everyone by making their initials look like a penis:
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This coffee shop owner who turned their matcha powder into the ultimate double take:
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This restaurant that found a way to A) let kids eat free, and B) not lose a dime:
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And this kid who found a hilarious way to stop birds from flying into this window:
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This doggie dad who took extreme measures to trick his dog into taking his medication:
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These classmates who teamed up to pull this hilarious prank:
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And this person came up with a clever way to avoid having to constantly discuss their accident:
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The kitsch-hating landlord who slipped this language into the lease agreement:
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This wait person who found a novel way to deal with annoying customers:
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And this sign maker who had a sneaky plan to get you to read it:
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This Amazon guy who thought he’d outsmarted any porch bandits by hiding his delivery under the mat:
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This prankster who put a couple layers of boot polish on one of their coworker’s boots every day he was on vacation…and left the other boot totally as is:
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And this person who found a brilliant way to guilt people into letting them merge:
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Ian, who tricked his wife into hanging a stocking for their new pup, Nala, so that when lined up they spelled…:
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This grocery stocker who knew exactly what they were doing:
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And this person who made their McDonald’s order via playlist:
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This driver who devised an impressively clever way to cover up a cracked windshield:
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This grandma who brings extra bacon from home for her BLT so she doesn’t have to pay for extra:
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And this person who had a clever way to strike back at the mystery coworker who kept stealing their lunch:
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This cat owner who found a way to keep their kitty in tip-top shape:
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This homeowner who — when they needed to spray their new kitchen cabinets — preempted anyone from thinking anything illegal was going down:
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And the guy who — when a kid tossed rocks at his house and then took off running, forgetting his scooter — did this:
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This coworker who found a subtle way to tell the busboys what they thought of them:
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This artistic person who — upon finding the store totally out of Christmas bags — improvised:
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And this wife who is petrified of slugs, so when one came in the house, she hatched this plan to get rid of it:
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This person who got tired of answering the same questions on job interviews, so they printed up cards to hand out when asked their greatest strength:
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This sly devil who discovered their Christmas pillow can double as A+ Valentine’s Day decor:
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And these movie theater employees who absolutely knew what they were doing when they put this Napoleon standee here:
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This sneaky kid who told her dad they “only had a little milk left in the fridge”:
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This wife who found a way to make her husband’s jokey birthday request for “cocaine and hookers” come true:
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And this very prim and proper grandma who found a way to read slightly saucy books — by replacing the swears:
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This husband who tried to get crafty by subbing fishies for breadcrumbs, and it, uh, turned out like this:
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This wife who didn’t have much faith that her husband could feed their kids by himself, so she took extra measures:
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And this blinds installer who found a genius way to get everyone to notice their business on the road:
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This Disney fan who thought they were slick when they ordered a vanity plate that read (in abbreviated fashion) Maleficent, but, uh…:
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This Indian restaurant whose bathrooms have cheeky Taj Mahal-esque signs on their doors:
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And this bathroom that has “MEN” written on the outside of the door, but “WOMEN” (spelled backwards) on the inside in order to trick guys into thinking they went into the wrong bathroom:
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This soccer player who pulled his own card on the ref:
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This mom who found a genius way to stop her kids from playing too many video games:
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And this homeowner decided to give a big FU to planes flying overhead, so she requested that a penis be put on her roof when she had it redone:
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This Taylor Swift fan who — after calling in sick from work to go see The Eras Tour — figured out how to be interviewed on TV without getting caught:
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And lastly, this store that really thought they’d tapped into how to appeal to dads:
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