1.
The person whose phone was literally under construction:
2.
The person whose truck is evidently made of tin foil:
3.
The person who straight up Hulked their microwave door off:
4.
The person who almost got reverse Final Destination‘d:
5.
The person who was kind enough to take their car for a little dip:
6.
The person whose food delivery just took a tragic turn:
7.
The person who just saw the light:
8.
The proud owner of the World’s Saddest Sandwich:
9.
The person who just got a sign from the universe:
10.
The person whose kids painted them a brilliant work of art:
11.
The person who’s going to be itching their hand until the cows come home:
12.
The person whose car will forever be adorned with delicious food and low, low prices:
13.
The person whose landlord has them living like a medieval serf:
14.
The person who will never know what riches lie beyond this door:
15.
The person who’s eatin’ good tonight:
16.
The person who clearly upset this bear in some personal way:
17.
The person who just avoided a Final Destination situation:
18.
The person who absolutely obliterated their finger:
19.
The person who just won a lifetime supply of ice:
20.
The person who got trolled in some sort of Back To The situation:
21.
The person whose carpet has seen better days… much, much better days:
22.
The person whose glasses just went on the ride of a lifetime:
23.
The person who got a wonderful gift on their car from a stranger:
24.
The person whose car got the fresh Jackson Pollock treatment:
25.
The person whose employment lasted about 2.5 hours:
26.
The person whose new concrete just got a cool new design:
27.
The person who met a furry little friend in their can of iced tea:
28.
The person who can never return to that office:
29.
The person whose house now needs to be condemned:
30.
The person whose avocado toast was more like avocadNO toast:
31.
The person whose car got a fresh, cool new coat of paint:
32.
The person who, in a bizarre twist of events, is now even more stressed:
33.
The person who had the UNTHINKABLE happen to them:
34.
The person who just met their roommate for the first time:
35.
The person who, like King Arthur and the sword in the stone, must remove their tuna from their sink drain:
36.
The person who will be spending a lot of time organizing in the not too distant future:
37.
The person whose car no longer belongs to them:
38.
The person who just invented this fall’s most viral food craze:
39.
The person who created the world’s most annoying game of Where’s Waldo:
40.
The person who loves their dog very much, I’m sure:
41.
The person who must have made a pterodactyl mad:
42.
The person who has a work of art appear on them every time they exercise:
43.
The person who experienced a modern day Looney Tunes scenario:
44.
The person who experienced one of life’s toughest, scariest battles:
45.
The person whose trash shall trosh no more:
46.
The person whose father is currently boiling on the stove:
47.
The person who will be wearing glasses from now on:
48.
The person whose neighbor was just really excited to see them:
49.
The person whose blender is exhibiting signs of leakage:
50.
And, of course, this fly:
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