1.
The person whose turkey was evidently cooked by Satan himself:
2.
The person whose car just rapidly aged:
3.
The person who shall neither mac nor cheese:
4.
The person who got straight-up GOOPED:
5.
The person who had to use military technology to see how much of a ding-dong they are:
6.
The person who brought their keys on the adventure of a lifetime:
7.
The person who is eatin’ good tonight:
8.
The person who was kind enough to lend Pennywise their phone:
9.
The person who is living the Italian nightmare:
10.
The person whose oven is now just full of GOOP:
11.
The worst cook on planet Earth:
12.
The person whose luggage just got Home Alone‘d:
13.
The person who took the “dog ate my homework” excuse to the NEXT level:
14.
The person who was betrayed by the facial hair they trusted the most:
15.
The person whose car is taking a nice, refreshing dip:
16.
The person who was kind enough to lend Pennywise their recycling bin lid:
17.
The person whose cooking is absolutely fire:
18.
The person who might just have to turn that whole room into a compost bin:
19.
The person whose oven is doubled over in pain:
20.
The person who made a shed-sized mistake:
21.
The person whose guitar has a SLIGHT scratch:
22.
The person whose ham has seen things…terrible things:
23.
The person who tried a very interesting new flavor of toothpaste:
24.
The person who saw this comforting sight on a plane ride:
25.
The person who somehow managed to get the world’s slowest speeding ticket:
26.
The person whose dumb mistake will be forever immortalized:
27.
The person with the most delicious kitchen floor I’ve ever seen:
28.
The person who might want to run the heat for a little bit:
29.
The person who lost the one thing the shouldn’t lose:
30.
The person who almost went Mad Scientist-mode on their house:
31.
The person who got straight-up hooked like a FISH:
32.
The person who has to throw away their car now:
33.
The person whose burial will have to wait a few more minutes:
34.
The person who quite literally has a window FOR ANTS:
35.
The person who will not be operating heavy machinery anytime soon:
36.
The person whose toilet just turned into a pond:
37.
The person whose comfortor looks absolutely delicious:
38.
The person who should have let that bear get a quick test drive in:
39.
The person whose AirPods need to be serviced by a mechanic:
40.
The person who decided to really stir things up with this recipe:
41.
The person whose shoe got straight-up Dracula’d:
42.
The person whose toilet has a few concrete problems with it:
43.
The person who is losing the battle in the war against a blender:
44.
The person whose cooking skill knows no bounds:
45.
The person who was kind enough to let their cat tenderize their pie with their feet:
46.
The person with the best seat in the house:
47.
The person who unfortunately may not be working with fragile materials anytime soon:
48.
The person whose sink sadly sunk so subterraneanly:
49.
The person who might have to stay away from both the ocean and shoes for a while:
50.
And the person who experienced a problem I’m sure we all have experienced before:
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