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The person who might to be more careful in choosing their home’s location next time:
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The person whose pool just became an infinity pool at no cost:
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The person who juuuuust might have a bee problem:
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The person who should’ve just stayed put:
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The person who miiight have wanted to measure those stairs one last time before putting them in:
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The person who had the worst kind of surprise:
7.
The person whose basement just got a brand new indoor pool:
8.
The person whose Good Samaritan power lines saved the day:
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The person who must ford this river Oregon Trail–style to get back to their home:
10.
The person who got paint EVERYWHERE:
11.
The person who lived their dream:
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The person who’s about to make three new friends:
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The person who has a slight leak in their home:
14.
The person who straight up fell through a suburban trap door:
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The person whose toilet Zeus must have mistaken for frickin’ Cronus:
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The person whose neighbors never let the party die:
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The person whose oven spontaneously combusted at the worst possible moment:
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The person whose roofer was kind enough to say hello:
19.
The person who must immediately vacate the premises:
20.
The person who just got a brand-new below ground pool installed:
21.
The person who might just want to paper over that hole:
22.
The person who has their couch riiiiight where they want it:
23.
The person whose trash committed some, frankly, trash behavior:
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The person whose kitchen said NO:
25.
The person who was kind enough to let the world peak into their house:
26.
The person whose neighbor pulled this wildly perplexing yet frustrating move:
27.
The person whose stairs just got a visit from the ghost of Jackson Pollock:
28.
The person who has clearly learned the value of a good pivot:
29.
The person who turned their garage into a winter wonderland:
30.
The person whose bathroom is completely frozen solid:
31.
The person who gave their carpet a very cool, modern makeover:
32.
The person with a very delicious floor:
33.
The person who had this Looney Toons-esque series of events happen to them:
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The person who will never whack weeds so haphazardly ever again:
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The person whose toilet was kind enough to make them a new indoor pool:
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The person who angered the wrong Norse god:
37.
The person whose iron is currently burning a hole to the center of the Earth:
38.
The person whose beanbag chair went absolutely nuclear:
39.
The person who picked the absolute worst place to park that day:
40.
The person who was betrayed by the very fish tank they loved so:
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The person who was betrayed by the porch they love the most:
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The person who should never have investigated that sound:
43.
The person whose oven is doubled over in pain:
44.
The person who just made a friend for life:
45.
The person whose house got the Nosferatu stake-through-the-heart treatment:
46.
The person who went Kool Aid Man-mode on their door:
47.
The person who airmailed their neighbors a very special gift:
48.
The person whose fan fell ferociously from up high:
49.
The person whose railing blew way up:
50.
And the person whose home is apparently being attacked by a 14th-century king: