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The person who might not be able to rent for a bit:
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The person who might want to take up a career in archery:
3.
The person with the most delicious phone around:
4.
The person who might want to put that sandwich in some rice:
5.
The person who had a delicious serving of homemade mold:
6.
The person whose AirPod is one with the angels now:
7.
The person who got absolutely roasted to oblivion by the mailman:
8.
The person who made a TINY mess in their car:
9.
The person who might want to iron that out:
10.
The person who received this tender, heartfelt message:
11.
The person whose toddler absolutely has a future in cosmetology:
12.
The person who was betrayed by their stairs:
13.
The person whose whole family saw an absolutely stunning sight:
14.
The person whose grout is looking absolutely fabulous:
15.
The person whose dog had the car ride of a lifetime:
16.
The person who got the Michael Scott special at the hotel:
17.
The person who just ordered a batch of extremely literal hoodies:
18.
The person who will be having pizza delivered momentarily:
19.
The person who is quite simply turning pink:
20.
The person who, quite simply, is going Smurf-mode:
21.
And the person who will have to Yabba Dabba Doo their car all the way home:
22.
The person whose house no longer belongs to them:
23.
The person whose hair now has its own private road:
24.
The person who saw one of the saddest sights a human can see:
25.
The person whose washing machine experienced death by a thousand cuts:
26.
The person who loves their family very much, I’m sure:
27.
The person who found some sort of new species inside their bolognese:
28.
The person who might want to ask a fortune teller about this omen:
29.
The person whose neighbor left them a wonderful surprise in their laundry:
30.
The person whose kid really hit it out of the park in the whole “ruining their car” department:
31.
The person whose thumb is now the eighth wonder of the world:
32.
The person who just converted their car into a, well, convertible:
33.
The person who, but for one brief moment, became a cat last night:
34.
The person whose about to start collecting rent on their grill:
35.
The person who must absolutely despise humanity right now:
36.
The person who need to give that cash the ol’ spitshine technique:
37.
The person whose guitar rocked a little too hard inside the plane:
38.
The person who got bested by the tiniest coin of all:
39.
The person who likes their hashbrowns extra, extra, extra, extra, extra crispy:
40.
And the person who had the UNTHINKABLE happen:
41.
The person who likes their mac and cheese well-done:
42.
The person who just invented a brand new country:
43.
The person who but for one brief, fleeting moment, had a delicious dinner:
44.
The person whose eggs received a very special, last minute secret ingredient:
45.
The person who is being haunted by the ghost of Keith Moon:
46.
The person who’s driving the brand new NissAnt Pathfinder:
47.
The person who learned a valuable lesson about paying attention:
48.
The person whose finger is looking a bit worse for wear:
49.
The person who was kind enough to let a furry friend into their attic in the cold, cold winter:
50.
The person who might just want to turn around and drive… well, walk home:
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