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First, this bar in Japan has a sign that’s hilariously honest about what they’re selling:
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This business’s door looks decidedly different when you lock it:
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And this guy’s first time using a Waterpik didn’t go so well:
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This author probably came up with this idea after being told the Bible is the top-selling book of all-time:
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This author and illustrator should really think about only using her first name, like Cher or Beyoncé:
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And this book editor really should think about dropping their middle initial:
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This cat sneezed into a bowl of flour (and was NOT happy about it):
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These fountains outside a mammogram imaging center were quite the choice:
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And these people really, really, REALLY don’t want anyone messing with their chair:
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Hey, look! A celebrity sighting! It’s Bert from Sesame Street:
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I’m guessing a dad tacked this notice on the bulletin board:
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And speaking of dads, this one deserves a prize for the most epic dad wallet of all time:
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This Goodwill came up with the perfect price to sell this Pi-shaped pizza cutter:
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Whoever made this sign is tired of having to tell people to turn around:
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And this photo should put at ease anyone who is afraid that AI is going to revolt and kill us all:
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This guy better marry this woman and fast:
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This guy, meanwhile, DIY’d an air conditioning unit for his car:
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And this, uh, enthusiastic lover saw this on their phone after having sex:
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This guy — after chasing away a kid throwing rocks at his home — found the kid’s scooter left behind. This is what he did with it in the morning:
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This one is going to break hard across generational lines — you’ll either get it and laugh or be really, really confused:
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And this joke is dumb…in the best possible way:
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If you’ve been looking for a mole catcher (or a frog juggler, chicken whisperer, or squirrel matador) you’re in luck:
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This beach-side food stand had to lay down the law:
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And something tells me the dinosaur-loving 6-year-old who drew this saw mommy and daddy doing something they weren’t supposed to:
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I’m thinking this person bought their truck just so they could make this joke:
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These reviews on a business’s website tell a hilarious story:
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And I just ordered this shirt…in every color of the rainbow:
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This delightfully weird kid tried to eat crackers through a mask:
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This smart aleck kid did THIS after being told to “stack the dishes in the sink”:
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And this teenage boy — cringe face — left a note explaining his crusty sock was not a “cum sock”:
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This lady was really motivated to enjoy the heatwave…despite not living anywhere near a beach:
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This restaurant came up with a genius way to ensure they popped up first on Google searches:
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And this Japanese restaurant has a waxwork samurai standing at one of the urinals in the bathroom:
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This person noticed their science book’s depiction of Uranus was…strangely accurate:
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This smart ass did this while running a bath:
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And this person saw the Elemental movie poster and said it looked like her crotch was on fire:
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This person thought they’d found the perfect apartment to rent…until they saw this across the hall:
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This person actually made this “house for sale” sign:
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And this dad joke is pretty good. Pretty, pretty good:
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This kid casually told his mom, “I think something bit my ear”:
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This wife glanced at the screen and asked her husband, “How can the score be negative?!”:
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And this dad — tired of his family talking endlessly about Taylor Swift — put out a “Taylor Swift jar” (like a swear jar) requiring 25 cents for any TS mention:
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This person baked this cookie, then decided the poor feller was just too sad to eat:
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This Porsche driver had a good laugh about their vanity plate:
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And this car owner said, “Oh, you think you got me because you put a boot on my car, do you? Mwahahaha!”
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This ticket cut off the movie title in a way that could inspire a slew of porno parodies:
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This guy was tired of his wife re-gifting bottles from his wine collection, so he did this to stop her:
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And this busy grocery worker who devised a genius plan to not be bothered on Thanksgiving morning:
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This bar came up with a way to make 86’ing unruly patrons a sarcastic snap:
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And, lastly, you have GOT to love these port-a-potty “settings”:
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