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“When I was in the Army, my ex-wife and I were good friends with a couple that lived a few doors down from us. One day, I got home from work, and the husband was sitting on his front doorstep…I said, ‘Hey,’ and he said, ‘Dude, you gotta come see this.’ So I walked into his house, and it was empty. Completely. There wasn’t a scrap of paper, nor a bag of trash. The unusual thing was that every cabinet door, the refrigerator door, and every drawer were all open. If it was supposed to be closed, it was open. He said the front door was wide open when he got home, and every faucet was running as well. No note, nothing…his wife was just gone with everything in the house.”
“The thing was, my ex-wife and I had dinner with them, in their house, the night before. Laughing it up, drinking wine, having a great time…there was no sign of a thing wrong.
He said the first thing he did was call her parents’ house, and her father answered the phone. Before he could even ask if he knew what was going on, the father said, ‘Bill, you need to let it go,’ and hung up.
Remember that line from True Lies when Tom Arnold says his ex-wife even took the ice cube trays…well, she took the ice cube trays. She also took all of his uniforms and other clothes. He literally had the clothes on his back and what was in his pockets to his name.
I never did find out what the motivator was; she was just gone.”
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