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What a motivational message!
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Remember, kids: Step in front of a bus no matter what!
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That’s not usually how I “celebrate with dad,” but to each their own, I guess.
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I don’t think this quite conveyed the message they were trying to send.
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“Stop protecting students and employees. Discrimination!!!”
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These stores mayyyybe should’ve coordinated a little better.
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Uh…well, that’s one opinion.
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Maybe they could’ve phrased this a little differently?
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BJs and PJs? Count me in!
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Please be considerate of the people who are eating children in this area!
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Make sure to give up your seat for the person with the monster-sized…arm!
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“Donate to help end children!”
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That’s…not how acronyms work.
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It’s a bit of a reach to call “respectful” a p-word, IMO, but maybe that’s just me.
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The best way to make it clear that the arm on the right belongs to a man? Give it a collar and tie!
19.
Um…what if I don’t want to touch there?
20.
Well, that looks a lot more offensive than it’s meant to.
21.
Great, I’ve always wanted to help human traffickers!
22.
I’m sure glad we have signs reminding us to follow people home.
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I’ve always wanted to eat real shit food!
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Hey, I like Starbucks coffee!
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I sure hope people are reading the whole sign, or they might get the wrong idea.
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Just wondering, do you have any open units? I’d like to move in.
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I don’t know, I kind of like how he looks this way!
30.
“Rip, scoop, eat” is not really the type of instruction I like to see in the bathroom.
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I don’t think he’s installing flooring…
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Oh look, the perfect place for me!
33.
Tired of dealing with your kid? Just throw them in the trash!
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It’s great that we have signs normalizing dumping your baby in the trash!
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Now this is just a cruel joke.
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I know you’re supposed to read “laughter,” but the multiple occurrences of s before the word — making it spell “slaughter” — has me convinced there’s some subliminal messaging going on here.
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Nothing like slapping your own butt to get ya going!
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“I want to be my dog. I am.” Good for you?
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“Before you leave, forget to pay. Do not stop.”
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What exactly is erotic emergency equipment? Asking for a friend.
42.
Matt Damon’s looking a little different than I remember. Bill Murray, too.
43.
Just what are they suggesting we do with senior citizens??? And why is there a gun involved?
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“Lie! Cheat! Steal!” The perfect playbook for success!
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I remember this episode of Black Mirror!
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Finally, a cause I can support!
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And finally…”Keep smiling! Give up!” I will, thanks!