1.
This person claimed NYC has better Asian food than Asia.
2.
This person claimed France has “like 100 people in it.”
3.
This person said that the US allows France to exist. (??)
4.
This person claimed that…(checks notes) Ireland invented the English language?
5.
This person claimed Europeans don’t use refrigeration.
6.
This person thought Europeans were ruder and more racist than Americans, and I think they need to take a good look in the mirror.
7.
This person called America Earth’s main character.
8.
This person thought all English speakers used Fahrenheit.
9.
This person claimed the US military could beat the rest of the world. Bruh, we couldn’t beat North Vietnam.
10.
This person didn’t care that, for all Americans except for Native Americans, our ancestors ALL hailed from elsewhere.
11.
This person called Alaska and Puerto Rico countries (remember, Puerto Rico is a territory…and Alaska is just a state).
12.
This person made a wild claim about poop in other countries.
13.
This person claimed that without the US, the world would have no culture.
14.
This person thinks non-Americans don’t wear socks?
15.
This person claimed Canada would’ve been conquered by Nazi Germany if it weren’t for the US.
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This person claimed LA’s economy is larger than all of Europe’s.
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And this person claimed all of Europe is poorer than Mississippi.
18.
This person HAD to be joking.
19.
This person claimed no one goes to Europe for the food.
20.
This person claimed all of Europe could fit between NYC and Chicago.
21.
This person claimed the rest of the world is “new” compared to the United States, which is only a few hundred years old.
22.
This person called British English “niche.”
23.
This person claimed you can’t be arrested without your consent in Europe.
24.
This person claimed rugby players are NFL rejects.
25.
This person was straight-up delulu.
27.
This person claimed the US would dominate rugby worldwide in five years if football were banned.
28.
This person called America the land of “kindness,” amongst other laughable claims.
29.
This person asked a ridiculous question.
30.
This person called the metric system communist indoctrination.
31.
This person claimed you can’t buy a utility knife in Europe.
32.
And this person claimed you need a license for a butter knife in other countries.
33.
This person claimed Canada would stop existing without the US.
34.
This person forgot about all the medical discoveries and advancements made in other countries, like, oh, I don’t know, a little thing called insulin.
35.
This person had a baffling suggestion for comparing America to other countries.
36.
This person forgot that most of the rest of the world puts the day before the month when listing the date, then called putting the month first “the correct format.”
37.
This person called Steve Irwin an “American hero.”
38.
This person claimed America invented democracy, among other things. They also think we’ve had peace on Earth for 75 years.
39.
These people were reallyyyy confused about military time.
40.
This person thinks Europeans don’t have cell phones.
41.
And this person claimed Europe doesn’t have gas or electricity.
42.
This person called French and Spanish “dead languages.”
43.
This person claimed, “Most history is US history.”
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And finally…this claim is just sad, given what’s been happening lately.
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