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Only a straight person would name their child “SEXY.”
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Or think this is funny and not at all creepy.
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Have fun getting stuff in your eyes!
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Why are we ascribing gender to household objects?
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What about this is feminine?
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How did it “get him through a lot”???
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Well, this woman dodged a bullet.
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And they say it’s queer people who are sexualizing children.
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I swear, straight people are obsessed with genitals.
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If I were married and my husband bought us these, I’d file for divorce.
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Fellas, is it gay to not want to ruin your shoes?
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Wasn’t Narcissus a man?
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Why do you feel the need to broadcast this messed-up take to every person who sees your car?
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Red meat isn’t for women! Their sensitive, girlish stomachs can only handle leaves!
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I didn’t realize you were supposed to throw out all your lingerie and get new sets after a breakup.
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Well, this is horrifying. Why would you put this on your car???
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Who thought this was a good idea???
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Someone tell this to all the male fiction authors.
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Imagine your sense of self being this fragile that you need to affirm it through going to a specific barber and also leaving this ridiculous review.
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You heard it here first, folks: men aren’t allowed to ride bikes, use a credit card, live in an apartment, or USE FORKS OR GLASSES.
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They even have to genderize…emojis?!
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Haha, sexual assault is so funny!
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This is the correct response.
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If you feel this way about your wife, why are you with her?
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Just get a divorce, not a kitschy object that says “I hate my wife.”
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DIVORCE!!! The only answer is divorce.
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No one’s forcing you to be with women.
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And if you’re a woman who sees men like this…you don’t have to date them!
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Because all little girls should aspire to marry a man as their biggest goal.
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I feel terrible for every woman this man has ever been with.
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If you have to do this to get household chores done, it’s over.
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There are so many things wrong with this, I don’t even know where to start.
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“Your line”??? What is this, Game of Thrones?
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I’m not gonna enter the circumcision debate, but you gotta admit, this is a SUPER creepy way to think about it.
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Haha, women make no sense!
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It makes me sad for men that some male-dominated industries (in this case, construction) are like this.
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And you think drag queens are predators???
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And finally…the straights need better sex education.