1.
Uh…for the record, Tony Stark is NOT a real person.
2.
And a widow is not the same thing as a spinster.
3.
This person was really, really confused about the meaning of the word “prequel.”
4.
This is a wild claim…and a very good comeback.
5.
This person forgot about talking.
6.
Maybe don’t call someone a “dumb fuck” if, y’know, you’re the one who’s wrong.
7.
It’s one thing to confuse “there” and “their”; it’s another entirely to defend it to this level.
8.
Ditto with “to” and “too.”
9.
Similarly, confusing pepperoni and pepperoncini could be reasonable…except this person fully thought pepperoni was just called “red circles” or “hot salami.”
10.
The first person was so wrong that the other person had to bring alligators into this, like we’re still in elementary school.
11.
Two of the people here were reallyyyyyyy confused about math. Or how many pennies are in a dollar.
13.
This person was actually correct in saying this isn’t 3/8 (though it’s pretty darn close), but they somehow thought half an inch was smaller than 3/8 of an inch.
14.
I’m not sure how basic this math is, considering you couldn’t get it right, bud.
15.
It’s a little concerning that this note is from a teacher.
16.
Had this person never used a charger before???
17.
Someone explain PEMDAS to this poor fool.
18.
I don’t know where this person got their info about humans not having instincts, but I think they need to go back to school.
19.
This is also weirdly specific and incorrect info. Where are people learning this stuff???
20.
I should’ve known this reply was gonna be nonsense when the person spelled school “skl.”
21.
“I don’t remember this, so you’re wrong” is…certainly one way to go through life!
22.
Listen, I hate mansplaining too, but maybe make sure you’re actually correct about something before calling it out.
23.
This person was just so, so dumb.
24.
Yep, someone actually thought you could make an iced latte like this.
25.
This poor father went his whole life thinking this.
26.
This smartie pants bought a special water bottle to “add more hydrogen” to their water.
27.
And this genius accepted an arcade token as legal currency.
28.
Cheese DOES go bad, for the record.
29.
Whoever made this “map” needs to go back to school.
30.
As well as whoever taught this to actual students.
31.
And every single person that didn’t realize 1, 2, 3, etc. ARE, in fact, Arabic numerals.
32.
How on earth did this person think this lane was a spot?
33.
This Bible store really misunderstood this quote.
34.
This person forgot that gas stoves are still usable during a power outage, which might’ve been understandable if they hadn’t resorted to using actual candles.
35.
I have a feeling this woman isn’t actually a mechanic.
36.
This person REALLY misunderstood how to use a crockpot.
37.
I’m a little concerned for this person.
38.
This brain fart is as embarrassing as it is hilarious.
39.
This person probably should’ve used Google to make sure George Lucas was really dead.
40.
This person probably should’ve pulled out a calculator.
41.
Along with this person.
42.
This person really, really tried to contribute.
43.
They say there’s no such thing as a dumb question, and yet…
44.
And finally, this might be one of the dumbest questions I’ve ever seen.
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