After spending half my day searching the internet for these trashy signs, I just have one thing to say:
I have a feeling you’ll be saying the same damn thing after looking at these “gems”:
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You can’t expect class if you’re in a porn shop with a private viewing area, but still…this sign is something:
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This sign is not in Mississippi circa 1950, but Michigan today!!!:
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This is a real sign in North Carolina (and very American — in a bad way):
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In Louisville, Kentucky, you can get a great deal on drinks, but don’t expect any company:
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And please, folks, no “drug sales” either:
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And this dude holding up this sign at The Boston Marathon REALLY didn’t have to go there:
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Heavy sigh — this sign at a Trump/MAGA-themed farmer’s market in New Jersey is as trashy as you’d expect:
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Speaking of MAGA, this asshole put up this sign on his property next to a Hispanic-owned business:
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And the fraternity that hung this sign needs to be shut down…like yesterday:
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This sign is a lot…but the part that really makes me go, “Yikes” is that it was repurposed FOUR DAYS LATER:
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Some monster clearly palmed a giant ball of potato salad at this place:
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And — I guess — lots of people are eating in the bathroom here (ew):
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I, for one, would like to hear Natasha’s side:
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There’s some real neighbor drama going on here too:
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And…is this the same house?!
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Someone attacked a goose (unprovoked — really — the goose was busy reading), so this restaurant had to put up this sign:
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Uh, I’m worried someone died at this dentist’s office:
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And, it seems, employees at this workplace are masturbating quite a lot:
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Look at IHOP trying to act like it’s all fine dining:
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Weirdos are sunbathing and barbecuing at the cemetery for SOME reason, I guess:
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And here are some more not-at-all disturbing and alarming signs depicting the state of our country!:
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“Please stop asking,” ugh:
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If you see this sign in public, please rip it down:
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And this place doesn’t care if you do cocaine in their bathroom, but they draw the line at not washing your hands:
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If you liked the neighbor drama in photos 13-15, you’re gonna love this one:
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I don’t know if the person who inspired this sign is their neighbor, but they sound like a real piece of work:
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And this sign is making me feel so many things…none of them good:
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This has got to be the most awkward yard sale ever:
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“Bra, socks, underpants, etc.”:
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And this place won’t take “boob or sock money”:
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This one reads, “I’M NOT A TRASH BIN!!! PLEASE DO NOT DISPOSE YOUR TRASH/CIGARETTES IN THESE PLANTERS. THESE ARE BANANA TREES. THANK YOU”:
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Working in customer service is hell, part one:
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And definitely part four:
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A committee had to budget for the funding of this sign:
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I feel for the parent who has to drive past this sign with their curious grade schooler:
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And it’s the smiley face here that does it for me:
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People are really out there damaging the 9/11 memorial, I guess:
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I can smell this Post-It:
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And, it turns out, I can smell this sign too:
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This sign was put up, I’m sure, after some weirdos did some nasty things:
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Lastly, I can imagine what inspired this sign…but I really, really don’t want to.