1.
This friend who decided to make this person’s pregnancy about herself:
2.
And this person, who made an acquaintance’s parents’ death about her:
3.
This guy, who was just a little bit conceited:
4.
This military spouse who thought they were exempt from tipping, when they weren’t even the one who served (seriously…thank them for what??):
5.
This entitled passenger, who was happy to hold up the plane:
6.
This mom, who thought everyone was copying her daughter’s middle name:
8.
This principal, who made a student’s death about herself:
9.
This “CEO” who decided to block not one, but TWO accessible parking spaces:
10.
The writer of this dating app bio, who at the very least acknowledged his ego:
11.
This Walmart shopper, who wanted everyone to know what a badass he is (because real badasses wear t-shirts proclaiming it):
12.
This tourist, who had the dumbest complaint ever:
13.
This diabetic, who wanted people’s “pitty” (look, my partner has Type 1 diabetes; I know it’s tough. But…this is weird):
14.
This motorcyclist, who complained about people being in a public space (y’know, a likely place for them to be):
15.
This runner, who crashed a race without paying then tried to turn it into an inspirational post:
16.
This singer, who did NOT read the room:
17.
This soccer fan, who didn’t give a crap about the people behind her:
18.
This driver, who wanted everyone to know they’re rich:
19.
This concert-goer, who just had to record herself singing, blinding everyone around her:
20.
This runner, who gave vegans everywhere a bad name:
21.
This band member, who chose the most selfish possible way to advertise:
22.
This commenter, who thought airbags everywhere should become less safe, so that she could be more comfortable:
23.
This restaurant-goer, who didn’t give a crap about a man who collapsed during dinner:
25.
This airport passenger, who was just being annoying on purpose:
26.
This “former school rebel” who thought everybody was looking at her, and not their kid’s football game:
27.
This Google worker, who turned other people’s tragedy into a LinkedIn post:
28.
This infuriating concert-goer:
29.
This self-absorbed bride:
34.
This concert-goer, who jumped up on the stage to take selfies:
35.
These selfish Swifties:
36.
This airport visitor, who didn’t care if he was a tripping hazard:
37.
This hospital visitor, who decided everyone wanted to listen to his crappy music while visiting their sick loved ones:
38.
This guy, who ignored every rule given:
39.
This train passenger, who took up almost an entire row with her bags:
40.
This employee, who decided the bus was the perfect place to take a work call:
41.
This woman, who was either oblivious or didn’t give a crap about anyone else:
42.
These insufferable gym-goers:
43.
And finally, this college student, who thought random strangers would want to buy them coffee:
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