My late, great Aunt Imelda used to say, “You don’t need to write down every thought for the world to see. Some things can be just for you, you goddamn stupid idiot!” Aunt Imelda was verbally abusive, but she was right.
Then again, she didn’t exactly follow her own advice and once sent me a note that read, “You must be from an ugly side of the family we don’t know about.” She was a mean old bat, and honestly, I’m glad she’s dead. Anyway, here are 41 incredibly trashy things people put in writing:
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First, there’s this note from a scumbag husband:
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This sign, which has got to be the trashiest form of guerilla marketing ever (don’t bother using the QR code — it just goes to a realtor’s ad):
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And this T-R-A-S-H-Y message some sorority girls hanged outside their sorority house (Megan, call your parents):
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This write-up about a woman at a Taylor Swift concert has to be read to be believed:
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This listing — trying to sell a plastic bottle for a grand, saying it’ll bring you back to the “Pre-Covid Pre-Woke” days — is 🙄 (and the misspelling of “original” is the least of its problems):
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And this posting announcing this driver’s license office in Alabama is taking the day off to celebrate Confederate Memorial Day…is something else:
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I don’t mean to beat up on the South too much, but whoever made this shirt and anyone who wears it also belong on this list:
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Also trashy? This note WRITTEN ON A MENSTRUAL PAD!!! (I wonder how bad a parking job it was for her to break out her pad and pen):
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And this note from a cheap-ass customer will infuriate you in so many ways:
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This WILD story — maybe a scam to get fired so he could keep the deposit? — could not be any trashier (I’ve transcribed this wall of text into an easier to read format below):
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These two snotty girls are battling it out to see who can be the worst:
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And this note — I can’t emphasize this enough — makes me freaking HATE Brad:
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This note was written by a monster who would rather see someone die than be inconvenienced:
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This note in a work bathroom might somehow be grosser than the nastiness that inspired it:
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And this note from another work bathroom paints a totally different, but equally nasty picture:
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This note makes me wonder what the hell is going on at this bar:
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This text from an aunt going OFF on her very pregnant niece’s plan to name her baby Lilith is not cool (what is it with aunts? Looking at you, Imelda!):
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And all the money in the world couldn’t buy this entitled brat class:
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This silly conservative told on himself that he’d be a murderer if not for religion:
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I’ll just let you read what Natalia had to say:
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And these gross parents are bragging to their kid about drunk driving at 8 a.m.:
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This genius stamped “Trump lives here” on a depiction of the Lincoln Memorial:
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This birthday cake couldn’t make it at a 5-star restaurant, let’s just put it that way:
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And these dine and ditch punks belong on this list for sure:
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This couple’s messy marriage is laid out for all to see with a divorce note…written on a mattress!:
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This trashy movie theater spectacle was 100% worth the price of admission:
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And I think the writer in white beats the doodler in black when it comes to being the worst:
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This jerk bragged online about being, well, a jerk:
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This moderator for a breastfeeding Facebook group put down in writing the gross way she makes $$$:
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And this mistress (or “buddy” as she prefers to be called) also put it all out there on Facebook for the world to see:
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This idiot dad also put it out there, telling the world, “LOOK AT ME! I AM AS DUMB AS THEY COME!”
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These people think it’s funny to harass people busting their asses for minimum wage (or close to it):
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And this dad not only made himself look like a jerk but a chump (because what does he think they’re doing when they’re not visiting him?):
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This person trying to sell a bucket of day-old KFC made me throw up in my mouth a little:
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This window tinting service belongs here thanks to this advertisement with these before and after photos:
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And whoever’s trying to sell 187 ciggy butts…which could be yours for the amazing price of just $15…needs an intervention:
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These parents put WAAAAAY too much info on the internet for all to see (for clarity, the child, I believe, is the “stink,” but it might also be…):
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This girl at the lake will never be a debutante:
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This whole situation makes you shake your head:
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Wait, sorry. I mean THIS whole situation:
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And lastly, the subject of this letter does NOT understand recycling (or being a functional human):
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