You know I love you guys, right? I hope you do. Because you are all truly very important to me.
That said, there are times when you can get a little passionate in the comments. I think my favorite comment ever on one of my posts simply read: “FUCK YOU MIKE SPOHR.” I was like, “Ma’am, this is a roundup of funny pet photos. What on earth could possibly have you so upset?”
Anyhoo, I don’t read the comments much anymore. My therapist says, “If you don’t read them, they can’t hurt you.” But when I do peek, I often see, “I’ve already seen a lot of these photos!” So today I did a post where there’s a 99.9% chance you haven’t seen the photos, because they’ve all been posted within the last couple weeks!
I hope you enjoy — my fingers still hurt from digging up all these hot n’ fresh photos:
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“Explain yourself, young lady!”:
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“Which floor?” “Four-st, thanks”:
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And this poor daughter needs to have a serious chat with her mom:
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This kid wrote her dad a sympathy card about his vasectomy (and didn’t quite understand how vasectomies work, lol):
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Halloween is near…have you got your foot costume yet?!:
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And since it’s Halloween 2025, you just knew someone was going to do this:
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Speaking of the whole Coldplay fiasco from a few months ago, someone just posted this photo, lol:
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You know what? I think these two events are related somehow:
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And next time you’re having a tough day on the job, remember this truck driver (or, more likely, former truck driver):
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This person got their dog with white fur a banana costume…then saw the hat and realized they had to take it off IMMEDIATELY!!!:
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I’m not sure this is right, FYI:
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And this man, my dear friends, is finally home:
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This guy’s wife told him the player on the major league baseball logo looks like a chicken, and now he can’t unsee it:
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This Blue Jays fan/weirdo wore this shirt when the Mariners’ Cal Raleigh — who is called the “Big Dumper” on account of his sizable backside — was at bat:
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And then there’s this Mets’ fan/weirdo (can we keep the National Pastime wholesome with peanuts, “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” and kids asking for autographs, pls?):
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I checked — turns out this “bone bus” is a whole lot less interesting than it sounds:
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Hmmm. I wonder how they know?:
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And wow! Three Cybertrucks in one photo:
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These parents came up with a humorous way to tell their kid about their ADHD diagnosis:
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And if they haven’t yet, they could get their kid this bumper sticker:
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And this cat looks like they’ve seen some things in their nine lives:
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Thank you, “not a cop”:
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Look, they let a dad put up the sign:
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And something tells me that’s the wrong definition of “rocket” in this space travel book:
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“Yarpy bithhdap to you! Yarpy bithhdap to you! Yarpy bithhdap to you dear…”:
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A tale of two children:
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And if you don’t want guys to pee in the sink, maybe don’t make the sink AT YOUR BEER GARDEN look like a urinal:
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Love this design for seats! Totally impractical if it ever rains, but absolutely love it:
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And the people moving this house decided to be funny, I see:
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This person used Google Lens to translate this meal into English and I have questions:
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And this poor fly didn’t escape in time, and now it’s forever a little Han Solo in carbonite:
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There should be a warning not to open cans of tuna near the sink:
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This guy had an online job interview in five minutes and couldn’t figure out how to change his jokey profile pic:
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Body wash for the whole body? Or just, uh…:
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This cat does an amazing purr-ouette:
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And this 4-year-old was very, very tired after his birthday party:
I know, I know. There’s still going to be someone in the comments saying:
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