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Great news, y’all! Romance isn’t dead, after all!
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To everyone using AI in their dating profiles: we can tell.
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Why would a woman want to sleep with a man whose politics are that women don’t deserve rights? (Because I stg that’s the case 99% of the time that men complain about this.)
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…Yeah, this lines up with my impression of Trump supporters.
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I hope this man didn’t get any matches, but in today’s world, he probably did.
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I guess expecting people you match with to be kind is asking too much nowadays.
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Creeps are still running rampant on dating apps in 2025.
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I guess this is what counts as flirting these days? Or people are matching just to make mean comments.
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This reminds me of the time a guy insisted on paying for my two drinks then wanted me to Venmo him for them when I told him it was more of a friend vibe.
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Paying someone money to notice you is a new one.
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Including an Amazon wishlist in your profile is even more wild.
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At least some people on dating apps are still honest…
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A test drive is not a thing in dating.
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I get crashing out if it was a great date, but do that on your own time; don’t spam the person’s messages.
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Well, that escalated.
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I sense a double standard here…
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One bonus about dating today — you usually see people’s red flags right at the start!
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The irony of his calling himself “respectful.” (Well, he called himself “respectfully,” but I’m feeling generous today.)
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The entitlement is wild.
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Now that’s a good prank!
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Is it just me, or is everyone hung up on their ex lately?
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I don’t even think a woman like this exists. Size 12 but 105 pounds???
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And what do you have to offer in return except being a controlling douche?
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I have a feeling this guy didn’t end up with any “sensual smexy time.” Or maybe that’s just a hope.
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I can’t believe people are still claiming superiority over not having gotten the COVID vaccine.
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Why would he say this? 🙁
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Did he really think this would be received well?
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I swear, people will get the ick on the smallest thing and then flip on a switch nowadays.
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This was from a man with “looking for a long-term relationship” in his bio.
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Mixed signals and playing games are also still very much a thing.
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But he’s “actually a pretty nice guy,” y’all!
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>1mm? Who is measuring the thickness of their makeup?
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This is just wild. On what??? Dinner? Those better be some damn good entrées.
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Who gave this guy the right to speak for all men?
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Tinder: the new Linkedin.
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In what way is this match “payment”?
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What a first message.
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“And I’m just like, damn. It’s 7 a.m.”
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And finally, some people need to learn to take rejection.
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