Pretty much every person on Earth has, at one time, experienced…
1.
The worst thing you can see after waking up:
2.
The beginning of your life of crime:
3.
That extra emergency underwear:
4.
The most important job:
5.
The longest hour of your life:
6.
That wave of sleepyness:
10.
Trying to be enviromentally conscious:
11.
All the hex wrenches in the world:
13.
The hidden popcorn kernal:
15.
That bump bump bump bump bump bump feeling:
16.
The immediate amnesia:
18.
The most annoying things in the world:
20.
The only way to stop an itch:
22.
Being whiskey away to a fantasy toilet:
23.
That pesky little piece:
24.
That only way to know if you’re well-rested:
25.
The unforgettable feeling
28.
Double checking how good that post was:
29.
Those clutch napkins:
31.
The self-checkout experience in a nutshell:
34.
The universe sending you signs:
36.
The best way to ignore a call:
37.
The foolproof way to save you from falling over:
38.
The shattering of all society’s rules and laws:
39.
Smoke playing tricks on you:
40.
And the desperation to see: