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The person who learned a valuable lesson about trunk space:
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The person who gave their laptop a little bit of an edge:
3.
The person whose cat will be forever immortalized in their kitchen:
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The person whose dumb mistake will forever be immortalized on their street:
5.
The person who’d better grab themself a mop:
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The person who gambled and lost:
7.
The person who might want to buff out that scratch on their phone:
8.
The person who is definitely done ironing for the day:
9.
The person whose dad definitely got that little spot out for them:
10.
The person whose humidifier really put a damper on things:
11.
The person whose basement is now an in-ground pool:
12.
The person whose truck lost its battle with the beach:
13.
The person whose mom likes her iPads super toasty:
14.
The person who straight up lasered their laptop:
15.
The person whose dishwasher is overflowing with fun:
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The person who picked the absolute worst place to park that day:
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The person whose toilet was kind enough to make them a new indoor pool:
18.
The person whose car got absolutely demolished by an innocent rock:
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The person who made an absolutely terrible parking choice:
20.
The person who got the greatest gift of all while online shopping:
21.
The person who the universe will not let help their friend:
22.
The person whose kitchen is a testament to man’s folly:
23.
The person who now has a whole new set of problems on their hands:
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The person who is about to have some very wet, very sticky feet:
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The person whose car is in very, very safe hands:
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The person who should have never investigated that sound:
27.
The person who Mother Nature has cursed:
28.
The person who was kind enough to share Today’s Top Hits with Pennywise:
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The person who might have made a tiny error at work:
30.
The person who made sure no one will ever be comfortable again:
31.
The person whose car just got a stake through the heart:
32.
The person who has a slight leak in their home:
33.
The person who created a casual death beam in their car:
34.
The person who took a wrong turn. A very, very wrong turn:
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The person who was betrayed by the french fries they loved the most:
36.
The person who drove into the one place you should never drive into:
37.
The person who had a very rational reaction to seeing an insect:
38.
The person who loves all their pets very much, I’m sure:
39.
The person who straight-up went William Tell mode on their cellphone:
40.
And the person with the strongest serve this side of the mighty Mississipp: