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This is it. The worst dating bio I’ve ever seen.
2.
Uh…at least she’s honest.
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Keep this man away from children.
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No dates until five sexual encounters? That’s a new one.
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Mind you, his first photo was with a baby.
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Flexing 80k a year like you’re Warren Buffett is…a choice.
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If you hate women so much, you don’t have to date them.
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Imagine making a dating profile so you can LINE UP ALTERNATIVES in case your current relationship doesn’t work out.
10.
She sounds like a keeper.
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Over 200 lbs is “livestock” to you??? You deserve to be alone.
12.
No, no, I think the guy that an entire city of women is avoiding is the “undatable” one.
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If you have to write “c’mon it was hilarious” after your joke, you know it was not, in fact, hilarious to your target audience.
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Not sure he got many takers here, but hey, maybe it’s someone’s thing.
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Why would anyone be interested in being abused?
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Did he want an award for the nudes thing?
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I think my “yumyum” just physically cringed.
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Why would you put this in your dating profile?
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At least she’s honest about what she wants?
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Aren’t we past this in 2025?
21.
This guy needs therapy, not a girlfriend.
22.
Well, everyone has pronouns, so I think this guy is ending up alone.
23.
Thanks for the warning, I guess?
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I hope he got zero matches.
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Is this guy looking for help burying a child’s body???
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Sometimes, honesty is not the best policy.
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Well, she sounds fun!
30.
The word “warning” was appropraite here.
32.
*Who would reply to this?
33.
Why do people use their dating bios to complain about women and modern dating? It’s not going to get you a match.
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His being 39 and wanting a woman under 25 tells me all I need to know.
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…Kay. I’m glad you disclosed that you’re problematic as hell upfront, at least.
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Really? Because I’m convinced that we live in a generation where men don’t know basic spelling or grammar.
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Is calling yourself an “alpha male” actually attractive to any woman?
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And finally…welcome to the future of dating.
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