1.
This diabolical manager who took their five employees out for a little “good work, team!” reward…and got them one tiny treat to share:
2.
This gem of an establishment that charged this person a “bitching fee” for pointing out they were served the wrong beer:
3.
This aunt who decided to hijack a relative’s Facebook post announcing the birth of their literal child, because her great grandson turned 1 month old on the same day:
4.
The person who chose this sticker to put on the package containing a death certificate:
5.
This potential employer who couldn’t even be bothered to proofread their AI-written rejection letter before sending it out:
6.
The absolute fraud who came up with the idea to put a big ole space filler in this “yard of Snickers” box:
7.
This brother who takes the WHOLE GLASS TURNTABLE instead of using a plate every time he heats up food, so no one else can use it:
8.
The a-hole project manager who sent this rude-as-hell text to a new freelance employee — who had only been with the company for three weeks at this point!!! — shaming them for not putting $100 into the group Christmas gift for the boss:
9.
Whatever monster decided to put this urinal right next to the door:
10.
The hotel that advertised this “Kids Eat Free” breakfast that was, uh, not free to say the least:
11.
The evillllllll person who designed this wrapping paper where the pattern only shows up when it’s displayed in-store, but isn’t actually on the rest of it:
12.
This eager beaver who left an awful review at a restaurant that *checks notes* wasn’t even open yet:
13.
This major a-hole who couldn’t go two hours without staring at their phone on max brightness, and made it the whole movie theater’s problem:
14.
This son-in-law who helped himself (and only himself) to the best part of the brownies:
15.
This business owner who very conveniently put this sticker on their card reader riiiiight over the “no tip” button:
16.
The hotel that decided that “breakfast included with stay” means a Pop-Tart, some Sunny D, and a bag of Ruffles???:
17.
The professor who refused to round this student up to a 93% (which is an A), thus stripping them of their Magna Cum Laude status in their final semester of college:
18.
This kid who…locked the key…for this lock…ONTO THE LOCK:
19.
This petty, petty doctor who would not let this patient be 5’11, goddamnit:
20.
This employer who somehow outdid the good ole “Nice work! Here’s a pizza party instead of a raise!” maneuver:
21.
This cake decorator who knew exactly what they were doing here:
22.
This boss who called their employee again…and again…and again on their day off to cover their shift:
23.
Whoever the heck designed these deathtrap stairs…if you can even call them stairs:
24.
The person who wrote this question, because everyone knows a shared ping pong table at work >>> a livable wage:
25.
The co-worker who simply could not understand why the person who owns this car didn’t find this to be a he he ha ha funny prank:
26.
This (literal) couple of a-holes who asked another passenger to give up their window seat so they could sit together…then proceeded to spend the full two-hour train ride in the dining car:
27.
This cat, who fully knows how to use a litter box, but exclusively pees in the sink whenever their owner is on the toilet in some fucked-up display of solidarity:
28.
The mastermind who put this barcode sticker seemingly attached with an adhesive of incredible efficiency SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PAN:
29.
The twisted individual who designed the layout of this hotel room, in which the television is 5,000 miles away from the bed:
30.
This gem of a human being who ate the middle of every. single. cinnamon roll. Exorcism-worthy, methinks.
31.
The person who put a tip jar at the self-serve continental breakfast…so I guess the tip is for me, right?:
32.
This person, who can probably stop wondering why they’re still on a dating app:
33.
The tortured soul who made this……”pizza,” if you can still technically call it that, and still decided to serve it to customers:
34.
This delivery person who was supposed to drop off bagels with lox, but instead substituted them for… light switches???
35.
The sick, sick person who decided this would be the perfect place to put the toilet, not at all uncomfortable or inconvenient!!!!!
36.
The person who expressed feelings for their roommate (who is in a longterm relationship), was expectedly turned down, then decided to send them a cute little text out of the blue saying they need to move out:
37.
And finally, this girlypop who apparently will not be impressed unless you break the bank to woo her:
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