1.
This entitled mom who thinks the world (and this cake, apparently) revolves around her:
2.
This person, who can probably stop wondering why they’re still on a dating app:
3.
This American who didn’t like when their logic was used against them:
4.
The hotel that advertised this “Kids Eat Free” breakfast that was, uh, not free to say the least:
5.
The person who wrote this question, because everyone knows a shared ping pong table at work is way more important than a livable wage:
6.
This aunt who decided to hijack a relative’s Facebook post announcing the birth of their literal child, because her great grandson turned 1 month old on the same day:
7.
The hotel owner who decided that “breakfast included with stay” means a Pop-Tart, some Sunny D, and a bag of Ruffles:
8.
This a-hole who is so out of touch, he literally responded to his friend being short on cash by saying, “Come have some LOBSTER with us”:
9.
This girlypop who will not be impressed unless you break the bank to woo her:
10.
The passive-aggressive coworker who put up these signs about *checks notes* sniffling:
11.
This CAT shampoo that says “cat” in the title, in the instructions, AND has a massive cat on the bottle, but in teeny tiny font says, “for use on dogs only”:
12.
This absolutely bonkers HOA with a policy requiring all dog owners to register their dogs’ DNA for $86 each so they can test any poop they find in the neighborhood:
13.
This Uber driver who is putting both of their lives in jeopardy because he can’t go ten minutes without watching a TikTok:
14.
This mom who got mad at her kid for “stealing her birthday weekend” (spoiler alert: it was her idea and she didn’t remember, so she decided to make it everyone else’s problem):
15.
This (hopefully ex) friend who was certainly not happy that his “bro” thoughtfully commissioned some art of him and his recently deceased dog instead of getting something more flashy for his birthday:
16.
The genius who asked for a photo of the item missing in this person’s order (which they can’t get a refund or replacement without):
17.
The bank employee who saved this girl’s number when she opened an account and texted her to go dancing?? As if she’d find that anything other than wildly creepy?:
18.
This supervisor who apparently has never heard someone say, “Your poor planning does not constitute an emergency for me.”:
19.
This Airbnb host who tried to charge a customer ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS for turning down the thermostat:
20.
The grinches, I mean, residents of this apartment complex who went to a building-wide game night and stole all the games and snacks so nobody else could have fun:
21.
This person who not only took three years to pay their friend back, but also did in in the pettiest way possible:
22.
This shopper who said, “Oh, you know where I should leave this raw chicken I picked up and no longer want? In the food warmer!” like an entitled a-hole:
23.
The landlord who is renting out a $1,200 apartment with NO KITCHEN:
24.
This landlord who agreed to give the tenant leaving the house a 24-hour warning before bringing new tenants for a walkthrough…and decidedly did not:
25.
The chef who put sausage and peppers on the appetizer menu…and then proceeded to plate them like this:
26.
This waiter, who really tried to sneak an $87 tip from a customer on an order that was $38:
27.
The fast-food employee who read “extra cheese” and maliciously complied:
28.
This online shop that asks for tips at checkout, because apparently, we do that everywhere now:
29.
This Facebook Marketplace seller who had a customer driving 45 minutes to purchase a bookshelf, but decided to sell it to someone else while the original customer was on the way:
30.
This grocery store bakery that could really use an in-house editor:
31.
This Amtrak employee who said, “I can’t see the problem, so there is none, bye!”
32.
This boss who asked an employee to work a 17-hour shift (3:30 p.m. to 8:30 a.m.) on the 4th of July so he didn’t have to work for 12 hours:
33.
This company that sent out a whole ass package that definitely could’ve just been an email:
34.
The designer who wrapped a bunch of planks together, called it a table, and said, “Here, damn!”:
35.
The person who left this warning on someone’s car literalllllly right in front of the “visitors parking” sign:
36.
The neighbor who saw absolutely nothing wrong with blocking the street for several days so other people can’t access their homes while they renovate their own:
37.
And finally, this person, who expressed feelings for their roommate (who is in a long-term relationship), was expectedly turned down, then decided to send them a cute little text out of the blue saying they need to move out:
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