Let’s take a look at a new thread of “boomer complaints.”
1.
“‘out of stock’ TAKE IT OFF THE WEBSITE THEN!!!”
2.
“Bring back including chargers when purchasing phones. The phones are more expensive now with lesser inclusion.”
3.
“Stop bringing y’all dogs literally every fucking where!”
4.
“People putting their phone on loudspeaker in a public place but then holding their phone up to their ear anyway.”
5.
“WHY DOESN’T “KEEP ME LOGGED IN” ACTUALLY WORK? WHY IS IT THERE IF IT DOES NOTHING?”
6.
“Don’t stand up in the aisle as soon as the plane lands. You’re just going to stand there awkwardly for ten minutes like an idiot.”
7.
“ALL ingredients should be listed on the menu STOP with the surprise onions and garnishes like this goes beyond preference people have allergies you can’t just NOT LISTEN A MAJOT INGREDIENT IN THE DISH.”
8.
“Bring back the laptops with cd players WHY CANT I PUT A CD IN A LAPTOP.”
9.
“I hate smelling weed everywhere i go!!”
10.
“‘You have already pinned this’ THEN WHY DID YOU PUT IT ON MY FEED PINTEREST.”
11.
“I WANT TO BUY THINGS ONCE AND THAT’S IT. NO I DON’T WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO UNLOCK FEATURES I BOUGHT THE THING ALREADY OUR TRANSACTION IS OVER THANK YOU GOODBYE I DON’T NEED TO PAY FOR SOMETHING FOREVER AND YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT ME BECAUSE OF A PURCHASE GODDAMN.”
12.
“I don’t need an app or sign up for an account for every store or resturant I go to.”
13.
“I’M TIRED OF MY INFORMATION GETTING SOLD WHEN I APPLY FOR A JOB!! EVEN IF YOU CLICK THE LITTLE “don’t sell my info” BOX, THEY STILL FUCKING DO!! IT’S WHY YOU KEEP GETTING SCAM CALLS AND EMAILS!!”
14.
“Why should I pay extra for no ads when I’m already paying for the subscription?”
15.
“WHY DOES EVERY APP WANT MY LOCATION, MY EMAIL, AND MY FIRSTBORN!”
16.
“Netflix autofilling what you want to watch BUT NOT HAVING IT.”
17.
“Anytime I go out in public. ‘Why these kids not in school right now’?
18.
“If I visit your website after clicking on a link from your mailing list you shouldn’t show me a pop up asking me to sign up for your mailing list.”
19.
“(Most) millennial parents need to discipline their children more and teach them how to behave in public!”
20.
“I hate when people write in strictly lowercase letters.”
21.
“When I call customer service I don’t want to talk to an automated abomination. Just let me select a language and connect me to a real person. I refuse to have a twenty minute conversation with a vending machine to inquire about my health insurance.”
22.
“Please don’t show up to my house to try to sale me anything. I don’t want the Mary-Kay, new kitchen tools, random over priced life insurance, 5 dollar candy bars for a school fund raiser, a flyer from your church or cult, etc… I’m resting on my day off. Get off my lawn/ porch!”
23.
“Back in the days, music actually had meaning.”
24.
“TV remote technology is overly complicated On. Off. Up. Down. That is all we need.”
25.
“‘You must change your password.’ BUT WHAT IF I DONT CARE.”
26.
“Not every device needs to have updates.”
27.
“Why would you make me rent a movie or show on an app i already pay for?”
28.
“When I untick the box that says I don’t want to receive promotional emails and other garbage, I should not have to ‘unsubscribe’ from them later.”
29.
“‘This item is not in your country’….TAKE IT OFF YOUR WEBSITE IF I CANT GET IT then!!!”
30.
“The word I hate the most: Vibe.”
31.
“Tickets should go back to paper only. Ensures locals can go, better experience having physical tickets for memorabilia, and gets rid of other unnecessary fees.”
32.
“Everything is a FUCKING AD. ALL THE TIME. You can’t fucking escape it everything is for sale it’s so annoying.”
33.
“‘Permission required to delete this file’ YOU’RE ON MY COMPUTER, I OWN YOU.”
34.
“I don’t want an app for my fucking MICROWAVE bruh.”
35.
“Too many e-scooter and e-bike riders drive like they should get the best of both worlds. They want cars to treat them like vehicles on the road but cruise through stop signs, and they zoom on sidewalks without slowing down for pedestrians.”