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This person who had a screw fall out of their jaw:
2.
This person who spilled bleach on their shirt at work:
3.
This person whose phone fell out of their pocket while they were on a ride:
4.
This person who got a fever the day before they were supposed to graduate and give a speech:
5.
This person who fell asleep for six hours while food was in the oven:
6.
This person who was cleaning their washing machine when a lightbulb fell in:
7.
This person who was bit by some sort of bug that inflated their hand:
8.
This person whose flight was delayed, which caused them to miss their connection, which got them sent to a hotel…that was on fire:
9.
This person who blew their tire on the way to the courthouse in the middle of a trial:
10.
This person who found an acrylic nail in their fast food drink:
11.
This person whose aunt accidentally spilled red wine on their white dress and college diploma:
12.
This person who found a dust bunny in their turnover…after they already took a bite:
13.
This person who lost all their family photos:
14.
This person whose cat dug up the carpet right before their apartment lease was up:
15.
This person who paid their kid’s school $30 for this Texas Roadhouse dinner:
16.
This person whose hampster escaped and ate their carpet:
17.
This person who smoked meat for the first time, and possibly the last:
18.
This person who had lobster bisque thrown on their car for some reason:
19.
This person whose brand new e-bike was stolen:
20.
This whose bathroom mirror random fell off the wall in the middle of the night:
21.
These people whose neighbor drove a car into their apartment building:
22.
This person who accidentally sent their Popeyes order…to Popeyes:
23.
This person whose car was hit by a flying object while on the highway:
24.
This person whose keyboard melted from excessive window sunlight exposure:
25.
These people who couldn’t use the laundry machines because someone put tobacco and poop in them:
26.
This person who bit into a cake pop only to discover it was moldy:
27.
This person who sent flowers to their valentine only for them to be delivered carelessly:
28.
This person whose debit card chip fell off when they dropped the card:
29.
This person whose dog chewed up their new Gucci glasses before they had a chance to wear them:
30.
This person who dropped a perfume bottle in their sink:
31.
This person whose car was also a drawing board for some kids:
32.
This person who came back from getting coffee to find that they were missing a tire:
33.
This person whose pants ripped while they were outside:
34.
This person who learned the hard way that they couldn’t put their cutting board in the dishwasher:
35.
This person who found a cough drop in the food they ordered:
36.
And finally, this person whose new apartment building flooded the first time it rained:
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