36 Breaking Points On Dates That Made People Say, “Get Me The Heck Out Of Here Right Now!”

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“Definitely the time a guy took me to see some Silence of the Lambs sequel (was that a thing?) and laughed through all the disturbing parts. Then, he told me how he’d looked into hiring someone to kill his ex-girlfriend who’d cheated on him but decided against it because he ‘didn’t want to leave her sons without a mom.’ We were at the beach after the movie when he told me this, and then he followed up with, ‘Do you know the best way to hide a body? You go out as far as you can at low tide and dig a hole so that way when the tide comes back in, the sand keeps getting pushed on top of the body.'”

“Clearly, that wouldn’t work, but the fact that he took pride in almost hiring a hitman and would brag about a (foolish) way to hide a body was like, ‘Oh, fuck, no.’ He was in the Navy (no more military for me) and shipped out the next day or the day after, so I never had to see him again.”

—DontCryYourExIsUgly