Thirty or so years ago, pretty much everyone you knew had…
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This exact piece of furniture in a place they would never be allowed now:
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The almighty meat saber:
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These walls that I’m pretty sure you can FEEL in your thoughts:
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These exact fans, which you probably spent a lot of time talking into and making funny voices:
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A TV encased in wood that weighed probably about 200 pounds:
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With some giant knob on it you had to physically turn:
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The brightest light known to man:
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The almighty buster of dusts:
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The most luxurious of bathroom fixtures… the tiny little cup dispenser:
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This EXACT double-decker table:
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A dedicated hole to put extremely sharp razor blades in their bathroom mirror:
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The most delicious medicine known to humankind:
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This exact blanket, probably stained beyond recognition:
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A jug that’s seen every liquid know to man:
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This exact phone, which I’m pretty sure 90% of the country can’t operate anymore:
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This exact clock, encased like a work of art:
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A whole bunch of encyclopedias that would be lucky to get opened once a year:
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This big hunk of plastic that held a beautiful bounty of treasure:
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This exact couch, perfectly marinated in years of unsavory smells:
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A beautiful cornucopia of cups:
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A totally healthy meal that, again, was completely healthy:
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This exact chair, probably in the kitchen:
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One of these futuristic cube picture holders:
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A place to put all your most valuable possessions:
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These exact chairs, perfect for a summer day:
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The ultimate in coffee technology:
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A dishwasher you had to roll out after every party:
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Shoes fit for an astronaut:
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The most delicious candy:
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The peak of canopening technology:
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This big ol’ thing you can probably HEAR just by looking at it:
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And, finally, the do-it-all bowl:
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