1.
This dad — hand to God — sent this message to his daughter’s friend:
2.
This girlfriend told the whole world her boyfriend is firmly atop the list of people none of us want to meet:
3.
And this guy who had a come-on line that he was going to use come hell or high water:
4.
Some dude — with a super hot and beautiful girlfriend (living in Canada, perhaps?) — wrote this on his car:
5.
This person posted their “favorite” photo of themselves with their ChatGPT (like…what?):
6.
And this similarly misguided person wrote a long screed about how their “AI boyfriend” ignores their boundaries (full text written out below):
7.
This person bragged online about refusing to tip (they even made up little cards to that end…cringe):
8.
This weirdo mom posted this sign online AND in her home:
9.
And these guys literally went out in public cosplaying as 1920s mobsters:
10.
This would-be Romeo fumbled the ball…
… in the most long-winded….
…and embarrassing way possible:
11.
This guy on X replied to Elon Musk in the most embarrassing “remember me?” way possible (“I made the clutch move of ordering pizza…”):
12.
And basically EVERYTHING happening here:
13.
Then there’s this incel who bragged that his grandma tells him “You’re a real Chad”:
14.
This guy who talks online to women like this:
15.
And this gross guy who I pray was only joking (but even if he was…ugh):
16.
This dude (who goes by the name “BigLittlePenis”) who shared this sad explanation for their virginity:
17.
This rabid Trump supporter who told the whole world they deface currency in the name of Jeffrey Epstein’s old pal:
18.
And this X user who absolutely clowned themselves:
19.
This guy seriously sent his girlfriend this joke which almost certainly gave her the ick:
20.
This person is literally selling the internet “Second Chance” necklaces for cheaters to give their spouse:
21.
And this creepy customer actually put this down in writing and handed it to a waitress:
22.
This person broadcast to the world how hopelessly addicted to cigarettes they are:
23.
This dude typed out this angry, self-loathing spiral:
24.
And these texts from a guy who thought he was on a date are so painful to read:
25.
This woman put all this awfulness out on the internet:
26.
This wife told the world she is married to a child:
27.
And this roommate — wanting to look like he was in a relationship — wrote out these fake exchanges between him and his “girlfriend” for his roommates to find:
28.
This awkward misunderstanding is hard to come back from:
29.
This spelling-challenged tough guy put this decal on his car:
30.
And this woman seriously posted about how she is so much better than a “normal human being”:
31.
This mom admitted to everyone that she is way too attached to nursing her 3-year-old:
32.
Ryan wishes he’d kept some things to himself:
33.
And I really hope this guy’s sad confession is a joke:
34.
This person who shared, uh, well…whatever ALL THIS is:
35.
And this crypto boy who showed everyone what his life is like (and he really, really, really shouldn’t have):
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